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Max Headroom

A mathematician, whose name is lost in the mists of time, founded the field of topography because he lost a bet to a colleague: He insisted that it would be impossible to remove an item of underwear without first removing the outerwear that covered it. She proved him wrong.

I'll see myself out.

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Widdershins Smith 🐘🥏

Baby Boomers did that thing where you leave a single square of toilet paper on the roll and pretend it's not your turn to change it...but with a whole society

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US Dept of Shitposting

"The #Wyoming #Republican #Party is seeking to kill a bill working its way through the state Legislature proposing to raise the state's legal marriage age to 16, arguing that putting 'arbitrary' limits on child marriage interferes with parental rights and religious liberty."

I guess it's not being a #pedo or a #groomer if you call it "religious liberty."

newsweek.com/wyoming-ending-ch

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Casey Newton

Elon Musk ordered major changes to the Twitter ranking algorithm this weekend after ... President Biden's tweet about the Eagles got higher engagement than his did.

Inside the secret system that's showing you all his tweets first, from @zoeschiffer and me. platformer.news/p/yes-elon-mus

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smeg

Will Ohio remember who made the poisoning of their state possible? Probably not.

#ohiotraindisaster #ohiotrainderailment #LeopardsAteMyFace

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Beachbum

@nbcnews I watch my local NBC evening and 11 o’clock news and I have not seen one word of the fox lying to their viewers and then saying that they did it because their viewers wanted them to lie. If they didn’t lie, then they’re viewers would go to Newsmax to hear the lies. Why are you not reporting the news? Why are you not putting out the texts and the damning emails on nightly news?

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Str8nger

@nbcnews #foxnnews is Putin’s gift that keeps on giving. Allowing this toxic poison to flood our airwaves is nothing short of self-sabotage. #FauxNews #TRE45ONyetwork 🦊🇷🇺☣️💩🔥

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Chris Trottier

A newly-formed Tesla union was shadowbanned on Twitter.

Hmmm... Elon Musk is both the CEO of Tesla and Twitter 🤔

What an odd coincidence.

There cannot be a conflict of interest here!

Or can there?

vice.com/en/article/m7gmqx/tes

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Laffy

😰Another day, another…

A 3-year-old boy in Florida died after #shooting himself with a gun he found in his parents nightstand.

The gun belonged to the boy's father, who is a #Florida corrections officer. Whether or not the parents face charges is ultimately up to the Florida Attorney's Office.

usatoday.com/story/news/nation

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Max Headroom

@TootUncommon@mstdn.party This is straight-up magnificent.

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Laffy

#Georgia GOP finances legal fees for fake electors

ajc.com/politics/politics-blog

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The Rude Pundit

Seriously hilarious that Fox "news" is accusing Dominion of using "cherry-picked quotes stripped of key context" in its legal filings. Irony just packed its bags and said, "Fuck all of you." nytimes.com/2023/02/16/busines

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@science_quotes@c.im The Weak Anthropic Principle would like a word.

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Teela

no lies

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@donni I want that.

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Vandacorp

Hoping for a nice sunset tonight as the clouds roll in. This one was from the end January.

#Canberra #Australia #Sunset #Photography #Clouds #Brindabellas #January #sunsetcapital

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Dr. Jorge Caballero

So weird how Mastodon just seems to go eerily quiet at night. Almost as if the accounts are owned and operated by individuals who do human things, like sleep

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@joelle Wow. "Joy is Resistance".

Wow. What a powerful, wonderful thing to say.

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Fox News hosts, execs privately doubted 2020 conspiracies shared on air

washingtonpost.com/media/2023/

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Peter Drake, he/him, LFHCfS 🔥

The programmerly urge to put off for days a task that will take 15 minutes, because there should way to be automate it.

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