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We actually brought our dog to live on a lovely farm, but I like to tell the kids she died.

Watching Jimmy Stewart, Ron Howard, Lauren Bacall, etc. in The Shootest.

John Wayne really was an anti-American POS. I just can't look past that.

Man, I knew I tore a teabag in my tea today, but I forgot until I got to that last swig, and got a mouth full of loose leaf.

Now I must plan a murderous rampage.

I THINK I have discovered a blackface Halloween costume loophole, where it is not only socially acceptable, but praiseworthy: dressing as Scott Adams.

Spring is springing. 70 degrees in Louisville, 21 if you live in a civilized part of the world.

NEW ARTICLE: "Devin Brosnahan of Augusta, Georgia: Neo-Nazi, 'White Lives Matter' Organizer, and Emergency Medical Technician"

atlantaantifa.org/2023/02/27/d

Last year, we appealed for information on a neo-Nazi who uses the alias "Levi Savage.” "Levi" leads the Georgia chapter of White Lives Matter and works as an emergency medical technician.

We have now identified “Levi” as Devin Brosnahan of Augusta, Georgia. Online records show that in 2022, Brosnahan worked for South Aiken Emergency Medical Services across the state line in South Carolina.

Please read & share widely!
#antifa #antifascist #Georgia #SouthCarolina #emergencymedicalservices

"Can you explain this gap in your resume?"

Yes. Life is about more than constant and meaningless toil for 40-50 years and a desolate twilight of failed ambitions. The social contract is broken and the system is a lie. You and I are both trapped in the same Sisyphean hell, where no amount working harder or longer will ever truly grant the rewards we were promised. The real question is, why are there no gaps in YOUR resume?

“…”

Errr, freelancing. I was freelancing.

What is "right to repair" and why I think a Tesla is a great car, but I will never own one.

youtube.com/watch?v=0Pv24L_L94

Video of Trump physically cutting regulations goes viral after Ohio train derailment

Trump cut rail regulations that may have prevented the train derailment at East Palestine OH!
#Trump
l.smartnews.com/GBTnF/dd625W

Tanks For The Memories

A knocked out Russian tank was placed in clear view of the Russian Embassy in Berlin

WELL DONE!
#Russia #Putin #EU #NATO #Germany

RT @petridishes
hello friends this is my book (out April 11) and I would love very much if you pre-ordered it! if you like moby dick jokes, Richard Nixon jokes, or Emily Dickinson jokes, it is the book for you! now to post this at 6 pm on a Friday for maximum engagement bookshop.org/p/books/alexandra

I want to thank Ben Stein for trending. I learned today that Aunt Jemima was not a historic figure who started a mulling company, but was just more fucking racism.

I was orienting a new grad nurse. The thing was, the new nurse seemed to have a disability. It seemed a speech impediment. But she would spontaneously tell people, “I love your shirt!” or to the lab personnel we were picking up blood to transfuse, “Thank you for what you do.” The people she spoke to, lit up with happiness. I can’t remember seeing so many random smiles of happiness. Ever. She had a speech impediment, but I wanted nothing more but to hear her voice. It was beautiful.

Here's your periodic reminder to watch "Harold & Maude" at least once in your lifetime.

No, Nikki Haley, thanks but no thanks.

I still haven’t forgotten that you quit the day before it was revealed that Jamal Khashoggi was brutally murdered, tortured, dismembered while he was still alive by the Saudi Prince & his cronies & you helped Kushner cover up his assassination which he got rewarded for with 2 billion dollars.

What did you get for your part in the cover up, Nikki?

I will remind everyone of your complicity til you drop out of the 2024 presidential race.

Valentine’s Day always reminds me of the time when my mom was in hospice and one of my parents’ elderly neighbor ladies brought a gift basket.

Here’s the thing. Due to being around Valentine’s Day and the likely limited options at the store, this gift basket was a super tacky Valentine’s gift basket with a teddy bear and some chocolates and some other random items.

It was a totally weird gift basket, but my mom thought it was pretty hilarious because WHO BRINGS A VALENTINE’S GIFT BASKET TO THEIR DYING NEIGHBOR?

Anyway, after the neighbor left, my mom and I started looking through the basket to see what was in it and that’s when we realized that it wasn’t just a Valentine’s gift basket, but a SEXY Valentine’s gift basket and the teddy bear wasn’t just a teddy bear, but a SEXY teddy bear and it also came with flavored lotions and oils and other “sexy” stuff.

That poor neighbor clearly had no idea what was in it and likely just grabbed a random gift basket because it had a dumb teddy bear in it, but it seriously provided us with hours of entertainment digging through that sexy gift basket and forcing “sexy” gifts on my mom’s friends whenever they’d come to visit.

Anyway, happy Valentine’s Day, neighbor lady. I hope you’ve made it a tradition of handing out sexy gift baskets to dying people because it really does lighten the mood.

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