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Signs of #Stroke (from the #CDC). FAST diagnosis:
F—Face: Ask the person to smile. Does one side of the face droop?

A—Arms: Ask the person to raise both arms. Does one arm drift downward?

S—Speech: Ask the person to repeat a simple phrase. Is the speech slurred or strange?

T—Time: If you see any of these signs, call 9-1-1 right away.

cdc.gov/stroke/signs_symptoms.

While we're on the subject of Aliens, one of my favorites.

OLD THREAD REPOST

Some people have no uterus. Some people have one uterus. And some people have TWO uteruses! It's called uterus didelphys, and we have no idea exactly how common it is...

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-Introduce yourself by sharing your greatest fears and weaknesses. It is standard.

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Important sets:
ℂ the complex numbers
ℕ the natural numbers
ℚ the rational numbers
ℝ the real numbers
𝕏 the set of fascists wannabes
ℤ the integers

Dear journalists:

By remaining on Elon Musk's platform you are -- knowingly or not -- directly supporting your enemy. He is systematically turning his platform into a showcase for people and entities that see democracy as an impediment to achieving what can accurately be understood as fascist goals.

Wrecking democracy means destroying freedom of expression -- the basis of what you do.

For your own sake, and for your honor, please leave.

Wanna feel old? There are people drinking in bars right now that never got an AOL disk or CD in the mail.

Wow.

The Mizrahim were caught chanting that the holocaust didn't do enough, in Israel protests.

I hope this was isolated idiocy. But holy shit.

When the police arrest their own, ON THE SPOT, is when we can say don't defund the police. This is felony assault with a deadly weapon, the dog. A good cop would have shot the dog on the spot, and arrested the other cop who ordered the dog to attack.

cbsnews.com/news/police-ohio-r

Oh no!

China gonna get us!

Scary scary--

hold up. what is this "right axis" and "left axis" stuff?

(see next tweet)

I’ve said this numerous times but many of you REFUSE to acknowledge this TRUTH…”slavery” is NOT an idea of the past because there’re folx TODAY who’d eagerly leverage systems, institutions, and policies to reinstitute slavery as the LAW OF THE LAND

I read a story about a 26 year old guy enrolling in a local high-school, apparently because he wanted to have sex with children? WTF?? Is this a thing?? I thought it was only cops who did that to catch people who had pot in schools, and to have sex with children...

Oppenheimer Spoilers 

The United States develops the A-Bomb.

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Omg 😍 my obsession with planting every seed I ever come across has once again paid off in spades ♠️ I planted some yellow dragon fruit seeds and look at my baby cacti 🌵 🥳

The same politicians who are voting to repeal child labor regulations will help their kids, legally adults, buy a fridge for their dorm and all the other recommended supplies on the list from the university. Then pack their
“kid” into the SUV for the drive to campus—
one week early for freshman orientation.

That same politician will be glad they didn’t cry until on the drive back home. And then immediately call their kid—

And they probably couldn’t make sense of what point I’m making here.

In the case of the Nina Turner/Libertarian Part of NH squabble, EVERYONE is wrong. The LPNH group for suggestions that anyone, especially a black person, should pick crops for free, for still calling themselves "libertarian" when they obviously are not, and continuing to steal air from the rest of us. But Turner was obviously most at fault, for posting on Twitter.

Ya, I am a sapiosexual, and a straight male. So I REALLY need a lot of women to get into STEM programs.

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