Nordstahl @Nordstahl@social.cleverlibre.org

Dr. Fauci reflects on his decades-long career as he prepares to step down

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/show/dr-fauci-reflects-on-his-decades-long-career-as-he-prepares-to-step-down

#uspol

Congresswoman Vicky Hartzler who cried at the thought of gay marriage…has a wonderful and brilliant gay nephew who had this message for his aunt on TikTok.

Missing Man in Sarnia, Ontario - Adon Perry 22 - #Ontario #Sarnia #missingperson #missingpeoplecanada #missingincanada

Adon is described as male white, 5’11”, 122lbs, with blonde hair and blue eyes. Adon has a slim build and he was last observed wearing a black coat, beige pants and black running shoes....

More Info: https://missingpeople.ca/missing-man-in-sarnia-ontario-adon-perry-22/

[Sex ed class]

Student: *Slowly puts condom on banana*

Teacher: *Whispering to self* That banana is going to have so much sex.

Rounded up a group of friends to help me move to a new dimension, and now six of us are stuck trying to awkwardly angle my couch through the portal door.

So Seth Abramson is one of the sloppiest public thinkers I have ever encountered, who circa 2016 helped invent the rhetorical style of the buckle-up-for-some-politics Twitter mega-thread. He has advised people who listen to him that they should avoid "Mastodon" (he means the Fediverse I think).

https://post.news/article/2IanIj231d7nc5bxqOxIJpFfGwe

I cannot overstate how much this means we are doing something right over here.

Victoria police looking for 2 men after teen girl sexually assaulted in Topaz Park - #Victoria #BC #missingperson #missingpeoplecanada #missingincanada

The two men are described as approximately 60 years old, with dark hair and wearing black shirts, black pants and black shoes, according to the Victoria police statement. Both men were carrying large black backpacks and,...

More Info: https://missingpeople.ca/victoria-police-looking-for-2-men-after-teen-girl-sexually-assaulted-in-topaz-park/

I was leaving a crowded store today, taking off my mask as two parents with a toddler prepared to enter.

"Time for our masks," said parent #1.

"We can pretend like we are going on an airplane" said parent #2.

"Yay" said the toddler.

And that's how it can be.

Update: Ontario Amber Alert Cancelled, Children Are Safe - #Alliston #AmberAlert #Ontario #missingperson #missingpeoplecanada #missingincanada

Amber Alert Cancelled , Children have been Located Safe...

More Info: https://missingpeople.ca/ontario-amber-alert-opp-are-searching-for-two-missing-children-in-alliston-ontario-shakir-charles-13-and-shakira-charles-13/

As a kid I used pretend to be pirate so my grandad told me that if didn’t eat my vegetables I’d get scurvy, which is true.

1974

1.1M blue bird followers will be losing Sir John.

Knowing which songs NOT to interrupt is an underrated skill

One thing nice thing on Mastodon is I don't have to see MTG in my feed yelling and screaming about nothing.

@Old_salt hope Biden can appoint plenty of qualified judges soon to offset the damage and before Manchin also decides to switch parties! 😬

CNN News Release:
“A federal judge declined to hold former President Donald Trump in contempt of court in a closed-door hearing on Friday, two sources familiar with the matter told CNN. The sources also told CNN that Chief Judge Beryl Howell instead pressed the Trump team and the Justice Department to work together to find a mutually agreeable resolution.”
WITF does that judge think DOJ has been trying to do for over a year and a half!?!? 🤬 #trumpcrimesyndicate #BadFaithArgument

My opponent is a dangerous, lying freak is an amazing permission structure for normie voters, and it’s comes prebuilt.

[the world, ending in cataclysm and fire]

Me: Noooo! I still have jokes!!

Don't forget to BOOST stuff kids!!

If you enjoyed something

Shouting into the void.