Nordstahl @Nordstahl@social.cleverlibre.org

This poll is for US residents only. For those from other countries, be thankful you don't have to be included in a poll like this.

Given the increased frequency of mass shootings, do you find yourself more aware of entrances/exits and places you might hide if a shooter entered the premises?
Boosts appreciated for a wider demographic.

It makes me laugh how all these parents shout stuff at their kids during sports games. Dude, they don't listen when they're 4 feet away and looking you in the eyes.

@robhon @Dave_Goldsmith @meredithw @bigheadtales @StillIRise1963 and he'd have done a lot more if Manchin and GOP didn't block everything in the interest of big corp.

DONT LIKE ABORTIONS? IGNORE THEM LIKE YOU IGNORE SCHOOL SHOOTINGS

Should I make this my profile pic?

Sunflower digs in for another gruelling day at the coal face.

#CatsOfMastodon

TOMORROW— I hope you can join me and the International Spy Museum for a free and virtual event on Wed., May 10 at noon ET!

Register here: https://www.spymuseum.org/calendar/virtual-event-the-kneeling-man/2023-05-10/

It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Comedy #Jokestodon #Eagle #BirdsOfMastodon #Birdstodon #BaldEagle #BaldEagles #Eagles

In conclusion: Fomalhaut b is totally not an exoplanet. But personally, I think it's way cooler that we're seeing collision-produced dust clouds in real-time in another solar system! Don't think of it as losing an exoplanet, think of it as gaining a dynamically exciting Kuiper Belt!

(And boy, it's sure nice to write a big long thread about a super cool astronomy discovery instead of complaining about satellites ruining everything.)

Lol. Cool son.

A 6 yo is left alone after yet another #RepublicanSponsoredMassShooting.

“We The People” must take responsibility and vote out all NRA sponsored politicians.

We cannot move forward until we do!

https://abcnews.go.com/US/mom-dad-3-year-son-killed-texas-mass/story?id=99201272

[OTHER PEOPLE I KNOW] Are you really still off Twitter? But there's not really a replacement, is there? My resolve wavered and I went back because Twitter didn't actually collapse like it looked like it was going to, and Mastodon just isn't any good.

[ELON MUSK] You know what Twitter is missing? Tucker Carlson's TV show! From now on his White Power Hour will appear exclusively on Twitter!

[ME] Nope, Mastodon isn't any good. Nope, not changing my mind.

What’s spectacular about the crypto market is that the bubble burst a year ago, and there’s a lack of liquidity leading to various companies begging people to inject more cash, but yet everyone is holding on to tokens because of the hodl meme, and so it’s the only crash in history that’s been prevented by everyone involved being too stupid to cash out.

It won’t last forever, but it’s lasted about 8 months longer than I expected.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=VNzwxLmkcts&feature=share
⚡️🇦🇿NATO increases aircraft readiness after Russian Su-35 incident in Black Sea (Kanal13 - Azeri News in English VIDEO) #Ukraine #Poland #Azerbaijan #NATO #Press #News #Invasion #Russia #9yearsOfWarInUkraine #WantedDeadOrAlive

@StillIRise1963 Like, there's a reason the last presidential election had the highest turnout in 40 years. I mean, the last guy was holding neofascist rallies, trying to make himself president for life and threatening to nuke everybody every other week.
Like, it's hardly Dem cheerleading to say that the GOP are definitely the more evil ones. They're pretty obvious about it.

#BlackFedi (& Chris) warned you all ...

RE: https://mastodon.social/users/atomicpoet/statuses/110280336832217445