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Ball is inside the one. In fact, the offense has only 0.0000000000037” to go for a touchdown. Quarterback is under center. It’s a hard count! And there’s the flag. He drew them and it’s offsides, defense. And now the metrology team takes the field to move the ball half the distance to the goal, or 0.00000000000185”

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The guy at Home Depot just told me for $20 extra, I could get the CO2 alarm that lasts 10 years. I was like honey I don’t have that kind of faith in humanity

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Two Missing Girls in Lethbridge, Alberta - Charish Quesnelle, 14 & Amber Hunt, 15 - #Lethbridge #Alberta #missingperson #missingpeoplecanada #missingincanada

Lethbridge Police are seeking the public’s assistance to locate two missing girls.

Charish Quesnelle, 14, and Amber Hunt, 15, left a Lethbridge residence the evening of February 6, 2023. Efforts to locate them have been...

More Info: missingpeople.ca/two-missing-g

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Can’t wait to watch the nationally televised Rihanna concert today!

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** SUPER BOWL THREAD HERE **

It’s the last game of the season and our last chance to get #MastodonSports going. Let’s attract those holdouts from alt-right bird-site

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#Eagles are No 1 pass-blocking and No.3 runblocking offense. Hurts went from 18th to 4th in EPAplay this year

#Chiefs coming in hot. Kelce set career highs in receptions (110) and touchdowns (12) this regular season. Chris Jones led all DTs in double team rate (68%)

LET'S GO!
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Stats • Jokes • Trash Talk

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We've just crossed 15,000 posts created for Mastodon in @buffer.

A massive thank you to everyone who helped share the launch! 🙏

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#Asteroid #incoming!!! Tiny - 1 to 2 meters diameter - "Sar2667" will #impact Earth (somewhere in Europe) around 3:00 UTC tonight and end its life in a nice fireball high in the atmosphere: see facebook.com/groups/1604292649 for the evolving story!

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@hannu_ikonen Maybe if the press did their job and got to the bottom of it people wouldn't need to engage in all this crazy speculation.

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This just popped up in my FB memories. Gallows humour at its finest 😂

(Since then, I've done a *lot* of ERP and got my OCD down from extremely severe to almost subclinical. OCD recovery is possible!)

#OCD #Anxiety #MentalHealth #Neurodivergent

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GREAT EGRET by Pamela Williams

“Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark.”
-- Rabindranath Tagore

The elegant Great Egret is a dazzling sight in many a North American wetland. Slightly smaller and more svelte than a Great Blue Heron, these are still large birds with impressive wingspans.

Available Here: 3-pamela-williams.pixels.com/f

#egret #wildlife #great #animal #heron, #nature #fediart #mastoart #artmatters #sharepamsart #artonline #giftidea #potd #photography

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They want to burn the books that suggest that burning books is a bad idea.

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Republican Pedophile Thread. Warning: May Contain Pedophiles 

Tim Nolan (R)

Co-chairman for Trump's Kentucky Campaign & Former Campbell County Judge

Served as a judge, school board member and city solicitor, forced 19 victims to perform sex acts, including seven who were under 16. Sentenced to 20 years in prison

cincinnati.com/story/news/2018

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@TonyStark The R's have moved beyond having anything but distain for new ideas and potential learning.

They don't need to think through solutions when they can just point at fault. The Democrats need to quit agreeing to be judged by people who refuse to bring anything but judgement to the table.

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I so rarely mute on Mastodon. I think I'm about to do it a second time. Who needs random insults?

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