Nordstahl @Nordstahl@social.cleverlibre.org

BREAKING: Florida Governor Ron DeShameless introduces new “Don’t Say Anything Bad About White People” legislation.

It shocks me when couples rush into getting dogs. At least have a kid or two first to see if you’re really cut out for it.

Bloody hell, I just told my kid to ‘smarten up her attitude’. Where did that wording come from? Has my brain downloaded some sort of Dad Patch without my knowledge?

@hannu_ikonen Yep, the pandemic was a chance to rise to deal with a threat, and apart from the scientists, we completely muffed it. Climate change is upon us, and I don't fancy our chances of dealind with that in any more effective way.

“I have an announcement”:
-boring
-could have been an email
-is this middle school assembly

“I have a proclamation”:
-mysterious
-probably owns a suit of armor
-could be staging a coup

#WordChoice

Vuhledar: Mauling of Russian forces in Donetsk hotspot may signal problems to come | CNN https://www.cnn.com/2023/02/13/europe/russia-ukraine-vuhledar-donetsk-fiasco-intl/index.html

I just booked my flight to Turkey for earthquake relief with Humanity First USA.

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Love the punk hair and beard on this Mountain Bulbul. Seen in the mountains of Zhangjiajie.

#birds #birdsofmastodon

Fake #FoxNews

It's such poor planning that “ninja” doesn't have at least one silent letter.

This is the thing: you can’t let the far right extremists take an inch.

You need to damn them and fast.

Florida Straight Up Lied About AP African-American Studies Course, College Board Says https://www.vice.com/en/article/y3pyxk/college-board-responds-desantis-lied-florida-ap-african-american-studies

Sometimes a microtransaction just makes you happy. I had to pick up the longboat skin for the end of dragons skiff in #GW2

It just very much fits my character.

#MMO #MMORPG #VideoGames #Games #Gaming #GuildWars2

U.S. fighter jets have shot down 4 flying objects this month. This is what we know about each instance — and what they might've been.
https://t.co/ZBPCCYaY8e

It's part and parcel of treating all trans people as "activists" just because we want basic things like not being murdered.

How extreme of us, I know.

Dinner vibes.

Yes. Pineapple does belong on pizza...chips.

Rubik’s Cube, except instead of 6 different colors it’s 6 different flavors.

@enoch santos IS the Republican Party