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europesays.com/751902/ Volunteer barbers in Ukraine’s Donetsk Oblast provide much-needed relief to soldiers of 93rd brigade. A men’s hairdresser shop near front line is providing solace to soldiers by helping them to find a relaxed moment to chat and listen to music. #Ukraine

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Hi, Beige Party! I'm new and this is my introduction, unless I delete it again. It's really awkward under any circumstance, just popping up with a microphone. I was shitfaced drunk the first time I did one of these and made up ever single detail, like stuff about how I was a family man. I don't really remember what all I said. Did I say hi— yes, okay. So anyway, not a family man (hate my family) and not entirely new to mastodon. I'm from another instance. You've probably never heard of it, we speak French there.

Why am I here? First of all, to practice my English. Second, I would really like to be part of a smaller community where I feel more of a sense of like-mindedness and camaraderie. I was happy where I was for a long time, and I still think it's a great instance. Were it just for those two issues, I would have kept just the one account, but most importantly: I'm tired of being so visible. I would like the opportunity to be small myself, kind of a nobody like I am irl. I still have the other account and that's weird (to me) because I haven't decided exactly what I'm going to do so far as migrating, locking, etc. I'll figure it out.

In the meantime: I'm a smart bunny who likes jokes, being silly, current events, politics, stuff like that, but not "debates" that are an excuse to be rude and argue. As a rule, bunnies don't like to argue, and they don't like random, rude replies. I have a cat, my trusty steed, who hunts alligators. His name is Beto. While I may be a nobody, Beto is famous worldwide for his fearless, death-defying exploits. Oh and I have a family member here. I won't say who it is to add to my mystery and sudden (now) allure.

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Extremely not a raccoon voice: "I am jugs for foods, please place any snacks inside for safekeeping"

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What a fascinating time, when we can not only explore our own solar system, but glimpse the workings of other planetary systems – across both time and space – with @NASAWebb and @NASAExoplanets
#NASASolarSystem

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Greta Thunberg was hit with a fine on Monday for defying the police during a protest in Sweden last month – but the punishment did not prevent the climate activist from participating in another demonstration, where she was detained by the police

“e have to remember who the real criminals are, the ones who commit the real crime

“Because we have the truth on our side, and we have and morality on our side, and that’s not going to change”

playcrazygame.com/blog/2023/07

#Climate #ClimateStrike #Sweden

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Not many people can claim that they destroyed a $44B company in about a year’s time (Oct ‘22)

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i might be the only Norwegian some people know. yet somehow, i'm never asked for information when they visit my country.

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I live in a country, ostensibly run by adults, where a major political party can't decide whether it's Mickey Mouse or Barbie that poses the greater threat.

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Some days you just want to say "fuck it" and take your giant corn cob to the mall.

#corncob #corn #escalator #humor #humour #funny

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Where am I, and how did I get here? 😆 Kidding, sort of. I'll post this here, then I'll remember to check back in a few months. ✌️

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“Is mastodon like twitter?”

“No, not at all. Mastodon is still a thing.”

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Alabama Anti-Abortion Leader Indicted on Child Sexual Abuse Charges

Marty Wagner once served as chair of the Alliance for a Pro-Life Alabama, the group that mobilized voters to support a fetal personhood ballot measure in 2018.

jezebel.com/alabama-anti-abort

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State investigating claim that troopers were told to push migrants back into the Rio Grande

A state trooper’s claims that superiors ordered officers at the border in Eagle Pass to push migrants back into the Rio Grande and deny them water has sparked a state investigation
The trooper also reported that razor wire deployed by troopers has injured people — including a woman who had a miscarriage while entangled in the wire.

We fought wars over crap like this..😡

sanantonioreport.org/texas-rio

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