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@beaumains Yep. That reminds me of a joke I heard a while back. An American was talking to an Australian about our venomous animals, with crocodiles in rivers; sharks, box jellyfish and blue-ringed octopus in the ocean; venomous snakes all over the country. The American asked: 'Is there anywhere in Australia where something is not trying to kill you?' The Australian replied: 'yeah, school.'

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Our 7-year-old wrote this letter to Biden😭

We haven’t talked about this with her at home. She came home from school & wrote it on her own.

Text: “Dear Mr presetent,
please go to palistine to get the war gone. because everyone is dieing. infact there is a badguy’s, and the badguy’s dinint care and love each other. please help the babies and all the other people in palistine.”

May we have the courage to live up to our children’s expectations for love, peace, & Justice—especially for the babies😓

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Boop!

#FairCamp site now up!

Please let me know if you find anything wrong - thank you 🥰

kel.audio

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"Over the course of seven years, Johnson has never reported a checking or savings account in his name, nor in the name of his wife or any of his children, disclosures show."

Fishy, shady, scammy etc etc.

thedailybeast.com/does-new-spe

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@squig

The only way I'm watching Republican speeches or debates is if there is some kind of a Mad Max style Thunderdome battle to the death involved.

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Dear atheists,

Thanks for never believing in me. I never deserved it.

- God

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For 7 years, we have heard Trump always say, "Nobody knows more about it than me" to almost anything.

But I guarantee you, on Monday in court in New York, when asked about the valuation of his properties, Trump will suddenly know nothing at all.

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Pardon my smudgy phone, but I wanted to show you them doing this, lol. This is them every morning, catwheeling, 😆.

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One more goofy post for tonight.

(I actually really like Halloween.)

This is a modern take on the witch and her cat.

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The problem with the world is that most intelligent people are full of doubts while all the stupid ones seem to be full of confidence.

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They will tell you you’re not attractive enough, not educated enough, not athletic enough, not sophisticated enough. And after you’ve spent years in universities and gyms chasing down all of their expectations... they will tell you you’re not young enough anymore.

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There is a family of barred owls that live near a wooded path at a local park.

Most of the time they are hidden pretty good in the trees. Once in a while they will appear out in the open like this.

pixels.com/featured/barred-owl

#owl #nature #wildlife #birds #fedigiftshop

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