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sure sex is good but have you ever perfectly executed the old stub your toe but turn it into a quick jog so no one notices manoeuvre

@KARiley40 Good luck. It’s so stressful when you hear news like that. I like to use a ladle, it’s less obtrusive.

anybody can be a dad but it takes a man with a thesaurus to be a progenitor

selfie, tit 

@transwitchlexi@cybre.space Hello! How was your day?

james blunt "you're beautiful" voice

your bootyhole

Artwork displayed in an upscale restaurant in D.C.

Totally not a butthole.

@muppetbutler Are the questions weird enough or are you expecting something different? I’m reading them and they are pretty creative.

Posting wholesome content to break up the late night hornt posts

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