Roland Dechain @RolandDeschaine@social.cleverlibre.org

i rolled out of bed to go pick up medicine at the store and realized that my natural state looks like a background high schooler in a 90s original disney movie

We're live now! Time for some more Pokemon by description only!
I'll be posting the new ones as we make them in here!
Come hang out with me!
https://www.twitch.tv/carsondrewit 

https://twitter.com/CarsonDrewit/status/1041793698483372032

Lawyers for Donald Trump’s former national security adviser Mike Flynn and the office of special counsel Robert Mueller have asked a judge to set a sentencing date for Flynn, signaling his cooperation with authorities is nearing an end, @johnson_carrie reports.

There have been a few times I was so attracted to someone I felt instantly creepy and I’m proud to say that when I first met my partner that’s the worst I ever had it. He still thinks he’s the lucky one because he’s a fool. A beautiful, beautiful fool.

important reminder

who tf is ready for #molluskmonday slap that boost

Australians Alarmed After Needles Repeatedly Found In Strawberries
https://n.pr/2MH5dJx

Me: What the HELL is going on with my books?!

My Man: ... They're just sitting there, being books.

Me: THEY'RE TILTED! Leaning on their sides where the cover could slightly deteriorate over time!!!

Him: ...

Me: THEY'RE HARDBACK FIRST EDITIONS!

#nerd #booklover

I already have so many questions
Most of them are "What the fuck"

Greyskulls http://slumberellaa.tumblr.com/post/178120968121

Bonus: neighbor's head-tilty drape lurker & Sage resolutely taking up residence on Katie's gear case

#cats

阿媽唔返工，邊個最開心？

This cat has a quest for me

throwback to my best looks from when i was in denmark (boosts 👌!)

I’m traveling to Izu.