Roland Dechain @RolandDeschaine@social.cleverlibre.org

Tired: Flat Earth Theory
Wired: Our Maps Are Sideways Theory

Good morning, sleepy puppy. #dog #pets #awwww

new pole pic (boost ok)

As Jacob stepped down from the docks, stench overwhelmed him, driving him to his knees upon the rocks and slime. The unholy creature climbed from the sea, barbed appendages pulling the corpse forward, its yearning for living flesh compelling the horror towards Jacob with fiendish intent.

#horror #microstory #mastoart #lovecraft

I leave for one day and now they’re getting along! 😭💕

Hey there #Qoto and #mastodon !

Hope you're all having a fantastic day! Lovely blue skies here in Tel Aviv, a day I'm wishing I could lay out in the sun and just enjoy it. I've got work, unfortunately, but that can be nice, too.

So, #RandomQuestion for today is as follows:

What is a combination of foods you've discovered that maybe isn't standard and might sound a little odd. You gotta love it, though.

I've got a thing for peanut butter and jelly sandwiches on toast with hot sauce.

Mondrian gif http://danismm.tumblr.com/post/178257390344/mondrian-gif

The dog hates getting wet. Refuses to be walked if it's raining. But she jumps in the shower every morning and sits there staring at me mournfully because she gets too upset when she can't see me.

Dogs, man. What a number we did on those poor bastards.

Not convinced that the whole needing special glasses for drinking wine isn’t a capitalist scam to get me to buy more glassware

1 boost = 1 good luck for my theory test in an hour

What would a Thursday be like without a picture of your favorite #Khalessi?
#queen #frenchy #frenchkisses #loveofmylife

IDEAL: 1966 Captain Action BATMAN Uniform & Equipment https://gameraboy1.tumblr.com/post/178252135361/vintagetoyarchive-ideal-1966-captain-action

Why is this so funnnyyyy 🤣🤣🤣

sofia bonati is dope https://www.thisiscolossal.com/2018/09/nuanced-portraits-of-women-merged-with-abstract-environments-by-sofia-bonati/

AMELIA BEARHART

never on shabbas! (1962) http://jellobiafrasays.tumblr.com/post/178251293628/never-on-shabbas-1962

Customer: I'll have a scon
me: one scone? sure thing
Customer: um it's pronounced SCON
me: oh my bad, one schoon coming right up
Customer: no, SCON
Me: that's what I said, sconé

This is my nsfw alt if you want that kind of stuff from me??

@Otometal