SpinozasHeresy @SpinozasHeresy@social.cleverlibre.org

@mayaisloading
I hate it when I step on that thing!

@asbestos
"I saw mommy kissing santa claus" is enough for me.

I'm not sure how I feel about the possibility of a headline proclaiming:

"Piers Morgan Toot shames 'total lies' in Harry and Meghan series as he brands them 'rabid dogs'"

@VPS_Reports
Nice! I never got a Twitter account either. Maybe I’ll create one and troll around for a while. Gosh I’d hate to get kicked off though.🤣

@lcrw
My heart flutters with the Christian fellowship.

Jesus, if Trump can sell out on his NFTs maybe he should come up with insurrectionist NFTs for the the rubes. Hell! Even I might even pony up for a Marjorie Taylor Greene-Lantern. Or a Lauren Boebert Cat Woman, if you know what I mean😏.
#nft

@Sivavaid
Thank you for this! “Polarization” is just Orwellian newspeak along the lines of “ both-siderism” thats polluted our discourse and will be repeated in myriad forms until journalists say “enough”!

@ajcan
With the number at the bottom, are you sure this isn’t a mug shot?

…They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past.

- Jean-Paul Sartre 2/2

Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors…1/2

@Matthew
Do I get a set of steak knives?

@EmpireofDirt@universeodon.com
Damn! I knew I shouldn’t sign up for Mastodon! Now I’m caught up in some kind a goddamn voodoo thing!

@mawhrin
I don’t know about you, but making murder illegal is the most authoritarian government overreach I can think of! Next to, of course, forcing us to turn our clocks back in the fall.

@EmpireofDirt@universeodon.com
Ooo. Um, do you know how I can find an angel with genitalia?

@EmpireofDirt@universeodon.com
Whoa! Dude! I tried this out, and my wife turned into salt. Can you tell me how to get her back?

@omglulu @MeidasTouch
he shaves it daily.