SpinozasHeresy @SpinozasHeresy@social.cleverlibre.org

In the history of tree sloths, not a single tree sloth has robbed a bank. However, if a tree sloth did, in fact, rob a bank, the motherfucker would be indicted and convicted just the same. True, it would be unprecedented, but the motherfucker would still be indicted and convicted. Capeesh? 

Great news! We’re no longer at war with East Asia!! 😀 We’ve now joined forces with their campaign against Oceania!! Sadly, chocolate rations are being reduced due to our reliance on Oceania for the chocolate trade😔. A small price to pay for freedom and justice!!

So the good news is, chocolate and nylon rations are going up 10% in 2024. The bad news is, we’ll be at war with East Asia in 2024. We’ve always been at war with East Asia.

OMG!! 😱 The apocalypse is next week!! No...wait a minute, it’s actually going to be in three months and seven days!! (give or take a few here or there). And if you send $9.99 to PO Box 555, Pasadena, CA 91102, we’ll send an informative pamphlet and a special gift to ensure you and your family are safe and secure in this unprecedented time of peril in our country, er, for the planet!!!

I’ve seen some virtue signaling about stink shaming Trump and all I can say is, good luck on your march to the concentration camp. I suppose you’ll be able to hold your head high proudly knowing you didn’t hit a Nazi bully below the belt.

People are saying Donald Trump wears diapers. Of course, don’t expect the liberal media will report the facts that everyone already knows.

Trump didn’t read Mein Kampf. He made that Nazi shit up all by himself.

It’s odd to me that we spent four flaccid years listening to Trump tell, what, like 30,000 lies? something like that? But when he says he’s “going to be a dictator on day one” all media (except Fox News et al) soils its collective pants. Trump is a fucking buffoon. Pearl clutching and swooning is exactly what he wants. Why does everyone continue to give it to him? And before you tell me to ignore it at my peril, tell me exactly how 50 states and 330 million people are going to get on board.

Our current abortion ban problems aren’t the result of conservative success. They’re the result of a majority failure to vote.

Tattoos are a lot like bumper stickers. Neither ages well and they’re really hard to remove.

I’m not sure I understand why anyone is surprised evangelicals love Donald Trump.

Which is the more efficient method for genocide

Looks like the human buzz saw business model didn’t work out so well.

https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/wireStory/gun-factory-upstate-new-york-roots-19th-century-105330722

It doesn’t take a genius to know that the newspaper industry was destroyed by the move of advertising to the Internet. Advertising is what makes the Internet go. Including TwitteX. 

I’m watching CNBC and coverage of the release of the Tesla Cyber truck. For me, the truck’s unremarkable. What’s remarkable, though, is the way the commentators are gushing, not over the truck, but over an unremarkable racist like Musk.

So it goes.

B-side Police has been rolling around my head for a while now.

“...murder is the sport of the elected, you don’t need to lift a finger of your hand.”

https://youtu.be/tUq9fURN2VQ?si=iI4iwz9ZjhxUP6FM

Why are they calling the poo flinging monkey show between the IDF and Hamas a “war” when it seems like the only people dying are civilians?

It’s all fine as well to thank a veteran for their “service to the country”. But when was the last time you thanked an accountant in your local government for stewarding your tax dollars? When was the last time you thanked a teacher for creating a future American? When is the last time you thanked the guy that’s paving the road you drive on every day? Those folks spend their entire lives serving their country and, quite frankly, they are ignored. They all serve. Their contributions are many.