☀️ @SunnyDays@social.cleverlibre.org

@RandomFacts

Just put a cake under the baby's head and thank me later.

"Help!" is a song by the English rock band #theBeatles that served as the title song for #the1965Film and #itsSoundtrack. It was released as a single in July 1965, and was number one for three weeks in the United States and the United Kingdom. Credited to #LennonMcCartney, "Help!" was written by #JohnLennon with some help from #PaulMcCartney. During an interview with #Playboy in 1980, Lennon recounted: "The whole Beatles thing was just beyond comprehension.
https://youtu.be/2Q_ZzBGPdqE

As an optimist, I tend to believe that my most spectacular failures are still ahead of me.

about time someone called that motherfucker out

Remember how helpful the book book, "What to Expect When You're Expecting" was during pregnancy? They should make an entire series for all types of life events.

• What to Expect When You Become an Empty Nester
• What to Expect When You Divorce a Narcissist
• What to Expect When You Live Past 40 in a Shithole County Without Universal Healthcare

why air so spicy?

#Caturday

won't find a pizza-making tutorial eddie vedder than this.

@officialrollingblue

#pizza

Relatable.

Lonely Boy
#AndrewGold
https://youtu.be/u7Z7R6YSYLY

how do you cut the ocean in half?

Use a Sea Saw

My ex-wife says it was my obsession with horoscopes that Taurus apart.

Operator (That's Not the Way It Feels)
#JimCroce
https://youtu.be/H2jnUjA_Ims

I'll Have To Say I Love You In A Song
#JimCroce
https://youtu.be/bCteGIv9nSQ

Save a Prayer
#DuranDuran
https://youtu.be/yEDvqoNyi60