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Planet of the Tapes

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The Tape Dispensers Of Madison Country

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Electoral districts would resemble squares more than squirrels

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I'd be awful tired when I'm done.

#IfIranTheWorld
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Ukraine would get all the weapons it needs to drive the Russians out.

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Your religion should only be able to dictate to YOU what you should and should not do. It should never be permitted to impact others without their consent.

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The Olympics would rotate through all the countries, including the poor ones, with every country chipping part of the cost, so countries that can't afford sports infrastructure get them built at the expense of rich ones, and benefit from the tourism, too boot.

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We would set the clocks half way between Standard and Daylight Saving times and leave them there instead of forwards and backwards every spring and fall.

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#IfIRanTheWorld the herd would flourish.

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There would be justice.
Cheeze Justice.

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howdy. im the sheriff of cheeze and im here to deliver cheeze justice

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Pleased to see @fesshole reach 1k on Mastodon - it's tricky for us to build up followers here as we don't know anyone. If you can help by spreading us around that would be fab - and you'll enjoy it more too as Fesshole is best when replies are lively. Also follow @anon_opin for rotten opinions that are occasionally ok.

"Our House" is a song by the English #ska and #pop band #Madness and was written by second lead vocalist #ChasSmash and guitarist #ChrisForeman. It was released as the lead single from their fourth studio album, #TheRiseAndFall, on 12 November 1982. The song charted within the top ten in several countries, and it was the band's biggest hit on the Billboard Hot 100. It won the category Best Pop Song at the May 1983 #IvorNovelloAwards.
https://youtu.be/yJf3ZShNtX4

How come the stadium got hot after the game? Because all of the fans left.

@cstross I'm definitely not regretting that 3.5" floppy drive I had implanted at the base of my spine in 1985.

Schrödinger's candidate...

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