DaveTLV @Surasanji@social.cleverlibre.org

@SquidPresident@cryptids.online @FirstLadySquid
The Deep Sea Ocean Institute has taken a poll and your new numbers are in. Your constituents enjoy the family friendly approach and your approval ratings have gone up.

I believe they have completely forgotten the Blob Fish incident.

@peterdrake I dunno, doesn't look very vermin-esque to me. Looks more like some kinda derpy wolf.

@yaakosine J U I C Y

@SquidPresident@cryptids.online You know I love you, Mr. President. Happy Holidays to you. <3

@kjr @SecondJon

Unless one is medically unable to be vaccinated, being vaccinated is better than not being vaccinated.

At least, when it comes to things like the MMR vaccine. It's a trusted and tried vaccine.

I'm sure there are 'questions' regarding other vaccines, and I'm not well informed on every possible vaccine and it's potential side effects.

All of that being said, vaccines- on the whole- are a good thing and people who refuse to vaccinate their children are, in my opinion, committing an act of negligence. I can promise you that vaccines do NOT cause Autism, as Autism is a genetic.

So, in short: If you can't be vaccinated for medical reasons you have a legitimate reason to remain un-vaccinated. If you DON'T have a medical reason and you choose not to vaccinate your children you are causing them potential harm.

@spookcentral@cryptids.online I'd like to thank CJ for having my back on my 'Yankee Candle Scents for Cryptids Kickstarter'.

Your hush money is in the mail.

@remmy That looks like a particularly huggable chonk. 11/10, Would give treats and exclaim 'AW LAWD HE COMIN'

The best version of Bills, Bills, Bills is a cover by They Might Be Giants.

https://youtu.be/cmfTTbANBGU

Enjoy.

I would like to thank @ridley for it's non-stop only slightly creepy neighborhood watch you while you sleep initiative. My nightmares have never been clearer.

I'd like to thank The Bees for their character reference and support during that ugly period of last year when I was accused of selling counterfeit Yeti teeth.

@Ophillous

I'd like to thank @SquidPresident@cryptids.online for the efforts he and his administration have taken on predatory house flipping practices within the hermit crab communities.

@johnrandom@cryptids.online

I'd like to thank The Orb for going back in time and thwarting my assassination.

@SquidPresident@cryptids.online Those Squids are property of Nintendo! OF NINTENDO!

@Mrfunkedude

Bells=Shame

Gongs=Party Time.

@Ophillous It'll be okay, Bees. You do you. Gotta remember that all 60,004 of you are number one in your life.