DaveTLV @Surasanji@social.cleverlibre.org

I would like one unlubricated cheeseburger, please.

Thank you.

@root Naw, just being silly over here. I am a very silly person.

@root (Please send pictures of Toast, because I like Toast. <3 )

@root I guess that means we're not friends. I haven't gotten any spambot messages. :(

... I'm so lonely.

@Shrigglepuss@octodon.social required cliche answer:

Have you tried turning it off and turning it back on?

Pelican: *Stares at me with beady eyes*

Me: Hey bae, what that mouth do?

Pelican: *opens mouth to reveal ballet performed by frogs*

I don't trust myself enough to repaste a laptop with my limited level of expertise. Better to get someone with insurance to do it. XD

Now, I need to figure out how to undervolt the CPU and find someone who can repaste this beast to deal with one of the major complaints of the laptop- heat issues.

I think I'm getting this new laptop tomorrow. I'm tempted to call out of work, to be perfectly honest. <_<

I won't, but goodness I am so tempted.

@freemo All you need is 52 hertz and you can talk to that one lonely whale. I can see nothing wrong with this line of thought.

@brainblasted Mazel Tov!

@solarpunkagorism Yes, but will the revolution be televised?

@freemo HOw many frequencies can it count?

@Are0h Yo, smores are fantastic. Now I want some smores.

@SquidPresident@cryptids.online was this before, after, or during Squid Baseball?

@soft In all fairness the rat is French, so, he probably puts wine in his breakfast cereal, too.