DaveTLV @Surasanji@social.cleverlibre.org

@soft those are rookie numbers, Soft. You can make more big letters! I believe in you!

@johnrandom@cryptids.online @SquidPresident@cryptids.online @Ophillous Is it a Cryptid?! I just saw this picture and I figured my Cryptid Friends would know what to make of it..

I do not. :(

@johnrandom@cryptids.online Orb, stay away from that stuff. It's cold.

@SquidPresident@cryptids.online Why not both?

@SquidPresident@cryptids.online @johnrandom@cryptids.online @Ophillous Cryptid Friends, I think I found a cryptid. Thoughts, please?

@soft This is adjacent to my interests. I would like to subscribe to your donut newsletter.

Some vegetarians believe eating plants is kinder than eating animals because they think that plants do not feel pain.

The truth is that plants feel pain in slow motion, and with great intensity!

@root I have a degree in microwaveonomy that I just made up.

Those are the souls of the vegetables trying to escape.

@root I've always wanted to see a veggie-dog collapse in on itself.

I have a video of this, but not sure if I can post it to Mastodon. It's over 50mb

Please enjoy this picture of my cat playing in a bag. #mastocat #mastocats

@mngrif As a kid I ate up the propaganda. But now, as an adult, I'm like 'Motherfucker. Ted Turner wanted me to be an eco-terrorist!"

@mngrif there was an episode of that show where the 'Eco Warriors' or whatever they're called go into a foreign nation that's building a LEGIT and LEGAL nuclear power plant and blow it the fuck up.

@mngrif I still feel like eco terrorism involving an uncaring eco-god is a better solution.

@mngrif Captain Planet told us how to fix it. Become Eco-Terrorists.

@freemo hundred acre woods is full of heffalumps and woozles, of course he's got a shotgun.

@soft A day of fantastic robes and warm, thigh high socks hidden by said robes.