DaveTLV @Surasanji@social.cleverlibre.org

@johnrandom@cryptids.online what kind of sail?

It's annoying how counting is difficult for some of my customers. If you order on the 15th, and we say something will be delivered in 5 days that means you'll get it on the 20th.

You don't count the 15th as the 'first day'.

@Terrana Oh, yeah?! Well, you're a fantastically beautiful person!

Hah. Gotchya. 😜

@Ophillous Is it this? http://orderyoni.com/

@johnrandom@cryptids.online This isn't the marijuanas that becky snorted, buddy. This is primo, Cryptid quality crippy.

Smoke it.

It is the incense that opens your soul to the true coldness of the universe. It's a comfortable cold, though, you should still bring a metaphysical hoodie.

@johnrandom@cryptids.online See. And to answer the follow up question: Smoke weed.

@johnrandom@cryptids.online because you like weed.

@arteteco @freemo Freemo is a wizard. He tried to be a pinball wizard for a while, but decided that code wizard pays better. The only trade off was the fantastic rock opera opportunity he gave up in changing wizarding majors.

@reptilian_intern@cryptids.online @johnrandom@cryptids.online Or you could tattoo it between the knuckles.

@reptilian_intern@cryptids.online That's a cute reptile guy.

@FirstLadySquid is that an imperial or metric fuck ton?

@Nil01@freespeechextremist.com Go home and hug up my cat, of course.

The work day ends. That was a long work day, good gravy.

@bryceyoungquist I thought his porn name was Bryce Youngquench.