DaveTLV @Surasanji@social.cleverlibre.org

@root For sure. I'll get R&D working on how we get juice from the wild jengas. They should be free range organic jengas for some reason.

@root I like the cut of your jib, Lady. We'll be bitcoin hundred-aires in a year, at most!

@root Toooaaast! Make sure to let Toast know that they are beautiful. It is important for kitty self confidence.

@root all the rush of watching your world collapse in on itself in a handy juice form!

@muppetbutler@cryptids.online

Today on Cryptid Watch

The Brooko.

Brooko is the most southern of the Cryptids, except for Antarctic Pete. This is because Antarctic Pete lives on the Diego Ramirez Isles and chooses to be confusingly named.

Brooko is known for her love of animals, cryptid and non-cryptid alike. Her love for animals is second only to her love for goon bags and prawns. She can't help loving goon bags or prawns, though, because she is in Australia, or as it is better known 'The Really, Really, ReEEeeeAAally, Deep South'.

No one has ever seen the Brooko. There are stories of pictures, but most experts agree that those pictures are clever computer generated fakes.

You may wonder how we, at Cryptid Watch were able to find out about The Brooko when no one has ever seen Brooko.

To that we answer thusly: Brooko keeps a mailbox in the Great Barrier Reef that is administered by the underwater postal organization. We have been pen pals for years and think Brooko is fantastic.

I want to do more 'Today on Cryptid Watch' articles.

@johnrandom@cryptids.online is it an exciting roller coaster or a terrifying one?

@johnrandom@cryptids.online how about now? Things have changed minutely since last minute.

@SquidPresident@cryptids.online It's okay, Mr. President. I love you for who you are.

Boss: Dave, what you up to?

Me: *Rapidly trying to close the Wikipedia articles on all the serial killers I'm curious about* Oh! Work. You know, same old same old, Hahahaha!

@Gargron I like Porcupine Tree.

@johnrandom@cryptids.online oops. :(

@soft Pyro Marie Kondo's lighter sparks joy.

@johnrandom@cryptids.online Time Crisis is a good arcade game.

@iLikeAltitude @QOTO @freemo Freemo has been dealing with some RL injury stuff, and needs to get the certificate updated. It's "On the list".

Thank you for letting us know, though. :)

@soft you kids with your vapes. In my day we burned flowers the natural way, with fire.

@muppetbutler@cryptids.online I like these doggos.