DaveTLV @Surasanji@social.cleverlibre.org

@pisscotheque that dog is the coolest dog since that one cool dog that was so cool. That cool dog didn't play the saxophone, though, so it's not as cool as this cool dog.

@johnrandom@cryptids.online @J The orb is swelling with feist! So much feist! Feisty!

@funkeh @soft isn't that like herbal tea?

@freemo Insects can taste very good, and you'd be hard pressed to find a better protean source for the food input. I personally believe that insect based protean is a way forward to feeding the world in a more ecologically neutral way. They don't take nearly as much space or food to get the same amount of yield as larger animals.

That's not to say get rid of more traditional protean sources, I love bacon and beef. Just maybe diversify a bit.

@freemo That whole thing is a fucking mess.

@johnrandom@cryptids.online

@bryceyoungquist
Orb , I am not a lawyer, but I think you should plea bargain with some kind of sexual favor. I'm pretty sure they do that on Judge Judy all the time and it seems to work.

@johnrandom@cryptids.online which, on the level, is a lot better than running.

@johnrandom@cryptids.online they can waddle furiously.

@muppetbutler@cryptids.online you should wear less layers of other people's skin.

@muppetbutler@cryptids.online even in winter?

@root @Gargron ... okay. I can handle that.

@root @Gargron :O TOAAAAST, NOOOO. Share them wif me, leave me out of this feud! D:

@muppetbutler@cryptids.online Hey wait a minute, there are eye lids, eye brows, LIPS. I was promised head and eyeballs and clearly I am upset that I got more than I expected!

@johnrandom@cryptids.online what kinda vodka?

@johnrandom@cryptids.online She is a cryptid and that is what cryptid do.

@SquidPresident@cryptids.online Mr. President, this is a quality shitpost. Congratulations.

@johnrandom@cryptids.online avacado is great. No one is arguing that it isn't... are they? Am I missing some great deal of hate for a particular type of food?

@bryceyoungquist @johnrandom@cryptids.online I don't think that's a sustainable model for a sewage system, Bryce Youngquist.