DaveTLV @Surasanji@social.cleverlibre.org

@root I'm a fan of cornbread, to be perfectly honest. Almost always have been.

I'm hard pressed to find a bread I don't like. I like them carbs.

@reptilian_intern@cryptids.online Okay. .22. That's my final offer.

@reptilian_intern@cryptids.online oh, come on, we're AT LEAST .25 >_>

@Gargron Sweet dreams, btw! <3

@Gargron Oh, carry on then, my bad.

@Gargron you don't have the weight to survive hibernation successfully, Eugen.

@InvaderXan do documentaries about plants count?

@reptilian_intern@cryptids.online can we meet in the middle and say it is a tortoise wearing heelys?

@reptilian_intern@cryptids.online what did he ride on? Was it a tortoise?

@Mrfunkedude that is because it is true. :D

@Mrfunkedude I almost caused a nuclear incident in South Carolina.

I like the Assassin's Creed games. This Pseudo Alt-History Sci-Fi mashup is my jam.

@johnrandom@cryptids.online what about a toucan?

@johnrandom@cryptids.online follow up shitpost: I have discovered a new form of life, the orb.

@johnrandom@cryptids.online I don't see orb on that list./

@johnrandom@cryptids.online yeah, I can. I've had rockets and missiles explode above my head and had to hide in a bunker. :( It's not fun. Just thinking about it makes me shiver. I hate that shit. :(

@root @laurie everyone clap your scrotums in thanks. Everyone! If you don't have a scrotum of your own, clap someone else's. They won't mind! (Seriously, don't do that.)

@root It's like that song about balls hanging low and tying them in knots and stuff. Only surgical.