DaveTLV @Surasanji@social.cleverlibre.org

So, I have a customer going batshit insane about the 'time it's taking for us to solve their issue'.

Turns out they disputed with their credit card more or less the same time they informed me of the issue. So, now I need to go through the dispute process which could take a couple of weeks.

Isn't it so sad when a customer fucks themselves. So sad.

@skoji It's not what it looks like, I swear - Cat, probably.

@Ophillous BEEEEEEEESSS Where are you?! I haven't seen you post in a while, everything jiving in the hive?

@root Oh. That explains these gaydar fluctuations.

@nuttgodd Hai Lady~

It's weird. I went on an 'over night spending spree' (Only spent about $150 USD).. but it was ALL ON MY CAT! She was sitting next to me and I was like 'Hey! This is a calming collar, you could probably use one of those. And hey! A water fountain! That's def something you need....'

And she was just snoring away.

@root i get the crab flavored russian chips over here that are amazingly good.

@Mrfunkedude YOU CAME TO ME WITH A PROBLEM AND I OFFERED YOU A SOLUTION!

@Mrfunkedude today you do it sans lubrication.

@Mrfunkedude beat off like you caught your dick breaking into your house?

@root And if it wasn't clear, that means I think you're fantastic. :)

@root You've also got random people on the internet! :D I'm always happy to lend an ear to anyone if they need it.

I can't promise to know what it's like, whatever it might be, but I *CAN* listen.

@root but you are a nice and good person with a fantastic cat named Toast!

@SquidPresident@cryptids.online I am intrigued by this and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.