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it's not a "holier-than-thou" complex if I really am holier than thou. I'm literally a minor deity, my baseline holiness stat beats basically any mortal but the Pope.

My Brazilian coworker just brought in some toasted mate tea. It's pretty fantastic.

@freemo I do it for the money....wait, I volunteered for this, didn't I?

... crap.

I've finished my daily sweep of advertising accounts, I've got a coffee. How are folks in today? :D

@johnrandom@cryptids.online @PublicChaffinch Orb's band should be Orb and the Orbits.

@root Please reply with picture of Toast for picture of Birdy.

Cat Trade.

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sff acab 

@lizardmentsh yeah, but she's one of the good ones.

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@jacethechicken I recently had a dream where this happened and woke up with some kind of flashback to missing the bus. I was all 'GODDAMN IT'.... Wait. I'm 36. I haven't been in school for nearly 20 years.

@johnrandom@cryptids.online but you are really nice, so I don't believe you will never have a date.

@johnrandom@cryptids.online you can't trust moose. Moose is a foreigner and is really into the swamps.

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Celery Salt: the complex flavors of celery, infused with the saltiness of salt

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