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What's the plan when I get home, though. Feed the cat is always the first thing I do getting home, so today will be no different in that regard.

Maybe I stop by the all night shop and get some ice cream, though.

Then I need to start getting started on that No Man's Sky playthrough I'm going to try. I'm going to have to do the first part on Survival a few times I think so I can get on a planet that won't immediately turn around and execute me.

Just an hour and twenty minutes left in my work week.

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@Surasanji if you can't find the humour in a terrible situation you'll go mad.

@Giyadas I'm a laugh to keep from crying sort of guy anyways.

@Giyadas I did rather like the part where he's like 'Eva Braun is going to get a mastectomy and now I need to be gay'.

@Giyadas Hah, another one. Okay. Time to sit through this again while my Jewish Israeli coworkers all wonder why I'm watching clips of a dude playing Hitler on repeat at work.

@Giyadas I've been watching this hitler one, and it's sort of funny.

@Giyadas Ma'am, I am a reporter of the truth. I refuse to neglect my journalistic integrity for anything less than a cash money bribe.

This just in: Lesbians not keen on penis. More news at 11.

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@moonshine@freespeechextremist.com It's okay. Doggo will help with the hard stuff, and Bun will help with the hug stuff.

@moonshine@freespeechextremist.com It's okay. I can't expect everyone to get my Wu Tang references. :P

@moonshine@freespeechextremist.com Cuz he's a GHOST Face-killer and he ain't nothing to mess with.

@moonshine@freespeechextremist.com Mine is named FaceKiller

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