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@root Okay, that's a good step 1. Now step 2.

Pet the kitty. (Also tell Toast she's so pretty and so good and so nice.)

@root Birdhouse's tips are very simple: Turn off all technology and then pet the kitty.

They've never failed me.

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@root Also, cat's can psychically communicate with one another. That's what my cat told me, which is a normal thing to believe and totally not crazy.

@root I dunno about that, Elle. Birdhouse told me that Toast told her that sleep is good and you should want to sleep.

Pictures: Sleepy Birdhouse.

@la7p@quey.org I consider this a heresy, but Zoidburgism is a peaceful religion and accepts others for who or what they are.

New Religion: Zoidburgism. Just be a stinky lobster man with a heart of gold.

@moonshine@freespeechextremist.com @georgia @sadladpress@freespeechextremist.com Do you still want my fren-code? :3

@moonshine@freespeechextremist.com @georgia @sadladpress@freespeechextremist.com I am also altless. Like an animal.

Also, I just preordered this here Pokemans Shield. I get to pick it up at the Nintendo STore in Tel Aviv. :D

@georgia what happened to my friend georgia who was a nice girl who never swore cusses. Have you been snorting marijuana, too?!

@georgia I don't even know what the battery life is like on this phone. I've had it for like 12 hours XD

@georgia I'm not in the USA, so, locked phones are a little less common here. Except for Apple.

@georgia I'm also sort of not sure that all the neato features would work with a non-standard OS. Like, this phone has a 90hz refresh rate display. It's so pretty and smooth.

@georgia I've never used an alternate OS on a phone. I'm lazy.

This OnePlus phone feels really nice in the hand. Also the pop up selfie camera makes me giggle. It feels very robotic and futuristic and I love it.

@Lennart@spinster.xyz @Supernothing @moonshine@freespeechextremist.com Haberdashers have existed longer than capitalism.

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