DaveTLV @Surasanji@social.cleverlibre.org
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@spookcentral@cryptids.online Gravity is and always has been a big jerk.
popcorn packaging, nutt beware
@root I had guns that shot popcorn... Long Story short, I'm wanted for multiple corn based assaults and murders.
what if you jerked off and then I came
@Ophillous I thought that is how this works. Is that not how this works?!
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RT @xkcdComic@twitter.com
Missal of Silos https://xkcd.com/2099/ https://m.xkcd.com/2099/
@LargeNovelty I thought it was Googe and Burt, but now I know better.
So, I just got Xenoblade Chronicles 2. I bought it blind, on a desire to play some kind of JRPG/ARPG stuff.
Now that I have it, anyone have an opinion on it?
@Ophillous Sixty Thousands Bees Expose Their Honey! Story at eleven.
selfie, mild ec
@Ophillous I generally don't like people, so, I think I could manage. :P
selfie, mild ec
@Ophillous Cool. I work in your standard office with other people around. I'd love to have full free audio reign.
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selfie, mild ec
Hey what up, my name’s Jarod, I’m 19, and I never fucking learned how to colour coordinate
selfie, mild ec
@Ophillous Well. At least it has a scenic view of those blue barrels.
selfie, mild ec
@Ophillous Bees, are you working in some kind of basement?
@SquidPresident@cryptids.online Cats are good.
@Ophillous But crabs are loners and bees are team players.
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"You nobles, you sons of my chiefs, you superfine dandies, you have trusted to your birth and your possessions and have set at naught my orders to your own advancement; you have neglected the pursuit of learning and you have given yourselves over to luxury and sport, to idleness and profitless pastimes. By the King of Heaven, I take no account of your noble birth and your fine looks, though others may admire you for them. Know this for certain, that unless you make up for your former sloth by vigourous study, you will never get any favour from me"
-- Notker the Stammerer in De Carolo Magno
@freemo Excuse me, that is Mr. Superfine Dandy, to you, sir.
@spookcentral@cryptids.online I'm not good at chess, and Death is a good friend of mine, so we usually just play friendly games.
He'll take my soul when it's time. Until then, he's great fun at parties.
@spookcentral@cryptids.online Sometimes you don't think it be like that but it do.
@spookcentral@cryptids.online But there's neither a C nor a J in Tim Buckley.
@spookcentral@cryptids.online I thought you were CJ.
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