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@muppetbutler@cryptids.online I'm not taking bedtime advice from a nocturnal pouched rodent.

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@muppetbutler@cryptids.online In the US (Don't know if they still do it) a lot of whipped cream cans are pressurized with NO2, so, 'Whippits'.

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@muppetbutler@cryptids.online Yeah.

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@soft I'd say yes. I'll wager my fake degrees on it.

I mean my totally legit degrees.

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@soft does the chocolate truffle have eggs in it? The barrier of entry to breakfast is just eggs. As long as it has eggs in it that is a breakfast food.

You can trust me. I have degrees in foodology and foodonomy.

@muppetbutler@cryptids.online TIL I can download my own Brooko.

@InvaderXan I hear that. I got one of those like.. back of my head headaches and a total lack of focus.

I agree. Today is cancelled.

Bibi has lost his fucking mind. He's allying himself with Kahanists now.

Good lord.

@SquidPresident@cryptids.online I still love my drawn cryptid when you did your style of that thing. :D

Fire Flies! :D

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boost this and I'll assign you an rpg trinket* until I can't think of any more trinkets**

* a simple item lightly touched by mystery

**as above, but plural

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Cheese Sandwich (Adjustable)

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@lousycanuck@mastodon.the-orbit.net @root We put the spice back into your pork.

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@root Ham and Cheese Sandwich (Unlubricated)

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when ppl ask me m\y hiobbies it is really hard to not just say "staring at my cat toast for hours exclaiming how she is my child while she responmds with excited chirps"

@root I do the same thing with my cat. Ms. Birdhouse Von Clawvitz of Renshire.

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