DaveTLV @Surasanji@social.cleverlibre.org

@freemo I've played with and cuddled a baby tiger before. About the size of a cocker spaniel at the time.

@freemo I mean, maybe. But I have a very healthy respect for an animal that can kill a moose with a paw swipe.

@freemo Well, domesticated ones at least. Pretty sure the end result would have been different with a wolf or bear. :P

@freemo Not too long ago I was having a very slight panic attack at home. My cat just came up and shut it down like a pro. She just sat on my lap and purred and bit my finger gently. It got me out of that mind spot and I gave her a hug and all was well.

I haven't trained her to do this thing! I rarely have anxiety attacks like that anymore, so.. she's something of a natural, a savant!

@scribblefrog@glitterkitten.co.uk this is the last time I show you my lactating lips.

@root TOOOOOAAAAST <3

@jacethechicken but fire is hot. This defies all logic >:|

@nuttgodd Which is why I'm suggesting you go to the doctor.

@nuttgodd You should still see a doctor. The Taint AKA Grundle isn't supposed to leak like that, Mr. Nutt.

@johnrandom@cryptids.online so I installed that orb cooling station for nothing?!

@root Okay, so that's a good place to start. Take a good, long eye close.

Second step: Deep cleaning something.

Alternate second step: Play with Toast.

@root When I worked in corrections, my go to snack was chocolate covered espresso beans.

@bryn my cat also has an orangeish tum!

@Mrfunkedude pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicavolcanoconiosis

@Mrfunkedude You can extend it further, I believe.

@jlcphotother@mastodon.social from my experience with Poms they will not expect it. They are cuddlesluts and will believe all attention is good up until the end.

So, clearly, we will need to rise up to save them.

@muppetbutler@cryptids.online is this that Aussie game where you circle the things that can kill you?