DaveTLV @Surasanji@social.cleverlibre.org

@Ophillous I want to offer to join you so you won't be drinking alone, but the logistics are terrifying due to time zone differences.

@Ophillous :/

@Ophillous @muppetbutler@cryptids.online I speak aussie as a second language.

@Ophillous @muppetbutler@cryptids.online it means calling out sick when you're not sick.

@muppetbutler@cryptids.online teach them about goon bags and tim tams, next.

@EdgarAllanFoe Pure Majesty.

@Ophillous Seems like something you should not do, to be perfectly honest.

@NormalPopsicle @freemo Once again, Keith is the peacemaker. Praise Keith, the most fantastic social network!

@freemo @NormalPopsicle I think we should call it Keith.

@muppetbutler@cryptids.online is nugget catholic?

@bastardlesbian @soft moisturizers and cuteness.

It's a Dave!

@Ophillous Yeah, I'm not joking though. I had a customer, maybe two weeks ago, shout at me- a manager in customer service- for twenty fucking minutes that there was *dirt* on their cardboard boxes.

The stuff inside was perfect. Exactly what they wanted. But this psycho was like 'I need a ten percent discount right now for getting dirty boxes.'.

Naturally, I told her to go fuck herself in the most diplomatic way possibly.

@Ophillous Also for hats.