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the speck on my glasses: 🤔

me: *wipes my glasses*

the speck on my glasses: :thinking_happy:

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@iankenway To be clear, I think a British exit of the EU is a stupid decision.

@iankenway The first referendum didn't exactly work out, though. Are you sure you really want 'The People' to make this decision? How many people that you meet on the street have the knowledge and information to make a well educated choice?

still gross, more descriptive 

@root You're welcome.

still gross, more descriptive 

@root you're not my real mom, you can't tell me who to worry about.

Hope you feel better soon.

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are y'all sick of me posting about Godspell all the time yet??

[this is a poll, I'll post results periodically]

[ ] yes
[ ] sorta 🤷
[ ] you do you fam
[ ] nah! I love musicals

godspellposting 

@jacethechicken (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ No!

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Godspellposting, lewd shitpost 

me: [during sex, about to put it in]
🎵pre-ee-ee-pare ye the way of the Lord🎵

@EdgarAllanFoe @SquidPresident@cryptids.online yeah, for sure. The hologram one starts off innocent enough but gets weird- the followup, though, shows him with an expectation that this fake hologram is exactly the same as the doctor herself, which is totally creepy and bad.

gross, even more gross 

@jojo @root it's slime-girl tomato honey, fully organic, farm fresh.

@Saederup92 lol.

He was upset I informed him something was wrong with his delivery. Apparently me telling him as soon as I found out about it wasn't soon enough.

Buddy, if I was fucking clairvoyant, I wouldn't be talking to you. I'd be sitting back on my private island with all my money.

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