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@bryceyoungquist *pours a bottle of Sunkist Orange Soda into a bowl of dry rice* I call this the Rice Sunkist. I believe it is the official dish of Bryce Yongquist, on account of it rhyming.

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A major fire broke out at one of the most well-known buildings in Paris, the medieval #NotreDame Cathedral.

There was no immediate word on the cause of the blaze or of potential victims.
n.pr/2V1zHxY

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here's the finished commission i did for @socialskeleton !!! well, the tv screencap version of it (im posting this one bc i think it suits mastodon much better)

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me: so, yeah, I'm a nonbinary girl

someone: are you gonna get,,, The Surgery ??

me: yeah, I'm gonna trade my left arm for a Vector SMG so I can shoot people who ask overly personal questions

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knuckles genitalia (true) 

@Surasanji lil giant alien mushroom that we're all proud of.

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the speck on my glasses: 🤔

me: *wipes my glasses*

the speck on my glasses: :thinking_happy:

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are y'all sick of me posting about Godspell all the time yet??

[this is a poll, I'll post results periodically]

[ ] yes
[ ] sorta 🤷
[ ] you do you fam
[ ] nah! I love musicals

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Godspellposting, lewd shitpost 

me: [during sex, about to put it in]
🎵pre-ee-ee-pare ye the way of the Lord🎵

Customers who call you names, such as 'Fucking piece of shit' right before hanging up the phone are cowards.

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