DaveTLV @Surasanji@social.cleverlibre.org

I look deeply into my wife’s eyes. A single tear rolls down my cheek. I whisper to her “it’s time.”

“It’s okay,” she whispers back. “I’m here, it’s okay.”

I turn to the waitress of the Mexican restaurant. “I’ll have the cheeseburger.” The waitresses eyes go black. The mariachi music stops. A margarita on the table behind me bursts into flames.

i’m a good cowgirl. i say my ‘thank ya’s and ‘pardon’s.

😆 I made a Bird Avatar Generator → https://www.davidrevoy.com/article720/
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I like when your cat just purrs. Like, you’re not petting, not snuggling, they just sit by you and purr because they know you need it sometimes. :)

Oh hi Mastadon !

Happy Happy Holidays to you! https://youtu.be/ILz4WeitzTs

@mari @8track
GONNA TAKE A LOT TO MAKE ME UNFOLLOW YOU
THERE'S NOTHING THAT A THOUSAND CLOUT OR MORE COULD EVER DO
I BLESS THE TOOTS DOWN IN MAAAAAAAASTODOOOOOOOOON

Get your homeopathic vaccines today! The best essential oil money can buy.

We should have a cryptid of the month.

you ever just feel like

Why do anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

American: oh my god I have so much debt from school, I dunno how I'll ever pa-
German: [texting]
American: are you even paying attention??
German: oh sorry -- I just have, no interest in student loans,,

it's not a "holier-than-thou" complex if I really am holier than thou. I'm literally a minor deity, my baseline holiness stat beats basically any mortal but the Pope.