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@faizsays It is obvious now that in order to become a billionaire these days you need to be a sociopath. mastodon.social/@politicalpunk

Tfw studies are finding that EVERY SINGLE VIRUS has the ability to do serious damage to the body. That's right folks. Even the most "mild" of viruses is unsafe to catch. Every single one of them fuck us up and we were sold lies that getting sick helped the immune system. Don't catch anything. Catching no viruses helps your immune system. kolektiva.social/@smollestbunn

I wonder how Native Americans feel about this. Russia says you are Russian

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@TheOldGuy I've never understood why Big Oil hasn't investing a tiny bit of money into physics. So, sue the heck out them, there is no defense.

Donald Trump’s Christmas present to us all - Palmer Report

If Little Donnie wants to give us a Christmas present, he could plead guilty

palmerreport.com/analysis/dona

Kari Lake and RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel are now at war with each other - Palmer Report

The way these Republicans are fighting, I need more popcorn.

palmerreport.com/analysis/kari

Sean Hannity exposed - Palmer Report

I bet Hannity would wear a dress if it would raise his rating by 10%

palmerreport.com/analysis/sean

Donald Trump has utterly psychotic Christmas meltdown as it all goes wrong for him - Palmer Report

If Little Donnie were actually brilliant and clairvoyant as he claims to be, he wouldn't be in this mess now. He would have realized an attempted coup would not work. His clairvoyance would have told him stealing top secret documents would just get him caught. A brilliant man would not have done any of the incredibly stupid things that got him in this mess.

palmerreport.com/analysis/dona

George Santos: "Catch Me If You Can" - Palmer Report

I do not see how it is the job of the Democratic party to vet Republican candidates. Republicans ran this candidate. If they are pulling a fast one shouldn't the press catch it. They sure we're not doing their job here. So why is that the fault of Democrats?

palmerreport.com/analysis/geor

Puerto Rico fights back - Palmer Report

Puerto Rico is suing Big Oil for Climate Change the way people sued Big Tobacco for causing cancer. Climate Change caused conditions conducive to more and bigger hurricanes so they should be made to pay for the devastation these cause.

palmerreport.com/analysis/puer

Good morning Resisters.

Good afternoon to all the brave soldiers and others working for freedom in Ukraine

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@TheOldGuy Well said. This photograph is exactly 30 years old. So if in 2025 you by a new electric pickup truck (non-Tesla), shoot a picture of it and post it here in 2055.

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Which brings me to a warning.

Tempting as it can be, under no circumstances should you use the instructions I’ve provided here to assemble your own personal arm of crows to carry out acts of unspeakable evil—or even to wage justified campaigns of retribution against your enemies.

Crows are wise birds, and they will catch own quickly. Once your crow army realizes that your seeming friendship is merely an instrumental ploy to harness their power to your own ends, may God help you—for I cannot.

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It's bad enough that we conversationalists were dependent on a company that could be taken over by an insane Elon Musk but think of the astronauts whose lives depend on Musk or Russia. Or the Ukrainian soldiers whose communication and lives depend on Musk or Russia. Or the poor pedestrians whose lives will depend on Musk.

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So that's pretty much it. It's relatively easy to befriend crows, and it's endlessly rewarding. I hope that a few of you are able to make crow friends of your own, and I look forward to hearing about your adventures with them.

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