Ambulocetus @ambulocetus@social.cleverlibre.org
Nemo me impune lacessit
Voted Best Psychic Of 2026
Non-practicing intellectual
https://www.metafilter.com/user/99809
Certified freak, seven days a week.
謙虚だが弱くはない、自信に満ちているが誇りに思っていない、神秘的だが不魔法ではない
Joined Mar 2020
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the fundamental lesson of the marshmallow experiment is that some people will withhold things from you for no reason other than to see how it fucks with you
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Imagine how shitty you have to be to get booed by people who are still willing to pay money to go see Dave Chapelle
Twitter:
@wesmorgan1 A narcissist is always either the hero or the victim; never the villain.
@idoubtit They won't be getting my clicks. In fact, I promise that the first interviewer who gives Musk a softball question, or the first news org that does both-sides-ism, I promise they will NEVER get my money or my attention again FOREVER. Hit them where it hurts; in the wallet. It's the only thing they understand.
@natalie Reminds me of sprinkler rainbow lady. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8
@chargrille Leaving is a good start, but it's not enough. If any newspapers, TV shows or podcasts interview him and they only give him softball questions and don't ask the tough questions, they will never again be getting my money or attention, I promise. Hit them in the wallet. It's the only thing they understand.
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Proposal: if you need to cite something on the fowl place, use archive.org rather than direct link. It serves three purposes: avoiding driving traffic and engagement to the original, future proofing against user deleting their account, and future proofing against complete collapse of the platform.
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RT @EvLenz@twitter.com
My kids keep finding their Xmas pressies that I have hidden around the house. Someone suggested I put them up the attic, so I did that last night. Had no sleep as all I could hear were them crying about spiders, the dark & wanting to be let back down. Any other suggestions please
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@dangillmor No sense being content with being a spectator when it's so easy to join the fight. Ask yourself "what can I do to help?" I don't want to say in public what I'm doing to help, but Chapter 8 of Sun Tzu would give you clue.
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increasingly, I believe that the destruction of Musk's Twitter is crucial for the preservation of American democracy. I was neutral on this until the past few days. But it's now obvious that his intentions -- and actions -- are aimed in part at promoting right-wing extremism.
The Murdoch family is still the greater threat, but Musk looks set to supersede them as a force for evil.
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Fellow librarians -- please pass around word about @libraryland.social - a Mastodon instance set up for public library workers to share ideas, inspirations, questions, announcements and the like. If you're looking for a new home to move to after landing at mastodon.social -- that might be your new home.
The ratio of a Jack-o-Lantern to its circumference is called the pumpkin pi.
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Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with a slow Internet connection to see who they really are.
The birds of the 12 Days Of Christmas https://www.birdspot.co.uk/culture/the-birds-of-the-twelve-days-of-christmas
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If you speak a #language other than English, and it has an expression equivalent to "swear like a ____", referring to a specific occupation like sailor, cart driver, etc., let me know! I've gathered a few examples, but the more data I get, the better. #linguistics #languages #swearing #profanity #research
Nemo me impune lacessit
Voted Best Psychic Of 2026
Non-practicing intellectual
https://www.metafilter.com/user/99809
Certified freak, seven days a week.
謙虚だが弱くはない、自信に満ちているが誇りに思っていない、神秘的だが不魔法ではない
Joined Mar 2020
