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Your toot that gets boosted a hundred times will inevitably contains a typo.
- John Mastodon

*closes Mastodon tab*
*picks up phone*
Now let's see what's on Small Mastodon.

Like they say in New York, “If the trash can’s squeakin’, don’t go a peekin’!”

I got the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza" mixed up. Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

Twitter: 

@wesmorgan1 I would bet that the corporation considers not disciplining for violations of labor law to be a feature not a bug.

I'm seeing lots of posts from journalists saying "We journalists will never stick around on Mastodon unless we get this or that feature that makes it more like Twitter".

I'm OK with that. Journalists are welcome not to stick around. No-one's forcing them to be here. I'm happy just to share the space with my friends. Not being broadcast to is, if anything, a feature.

Can #Mastodon / #fediverse avoid the corporate capture that often follows mass participation?

@Engraver219 Hang around and check out the local feed until you meet some interesting people.

@ann And if the ads are taking from the Spanish language network, it would be a tele-novella corona virus

@ejk There's only 2 or 3 movies I can watch more than once, and none of them were made after 1997. Hollywood is out of ideas.

Political beliefs should be based on an analysis of real things and events in the material world. Anybody who wants to try and make it about emotions or culture wants to manipulate you.

@davidallengreen Vinny Gambini from My Cousin Vinny. Why? Because it shows that Hollywood used to make entertaining movies with believable characters, rather than the cookie cutter superhero movies and action flicks they can only seem to make today.

incredible: if you play the wizard of oz and dark side of the moon at the same time your date will leave

Are you having fun on Mastodon?

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