Ambulocetus @ambulocetus@social.cleverlibre.org
Nemo me impune lacessit
Voted Best Psychic Of 2026
Non-practicing intellectual
https://www.metafilter.com/user/99809
Certified freak, seven days a week.
謙虚だが弱くはない、自信に満ちているが誇りに思っていない、神秘的だが不魔法ではない
Joined Mar 2020
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If Penis Enlargement pills claiming to double your size actually worked, you
could have a penis as long as the galaxy is wide with only 73 pills
-UrsulaMajor, Jun 2015
could have a penis as long as the galaxy is wide with only 73 pills
-UrsulaMajor, Jun 2015
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I'm new to Mastodon and looking for #microbiologists to follow. #microbiology #science
I just migrated to this server, still figuring it all out!
Моряки умирали под океаном, поэтому Путин ушел в отпуск.
Credit where credit is due, the Russians are top-notch when it comes to trolls. Much more effective than domestic trolls. I would say maybe Russia should stick to cyber warfare, and leave the conventional fighting to countries that don't have an incompetent dictator.
sad story
On a hot day a couple of summers ago, a girl in a wheelchair took her dog to a local pond to cool off. The dog was splashing about near the shore,. but he ventured farther out into deeper water. There was a bunch of hooks, and fishing line and junk under the water, and the dog became entangled, and as he struggled to free himself, the tough, nylon fishing line just got tighter and tighter as it wrapped around his little body. The girl was unable to get help in time, and she had to watch, horrified, as her beloved pet slowly drowned just out of reach. All I'm saying is be carefull how you dispose of fishing line.
Only 283 days until Halloween
Twitter and Facebook aren't the only places that are infested with Russian trolls. Always adjust your settings for maximum privacy.
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#mem #memy #meme #memes #polishmeme #polishmemes #unicode #□ #� #i□unicode
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Planned Parenthood set on fire just 2 days after state passes abortion rights law
No patients or staff were inside during the fire but one firefighter sustained non-life-threatening injuries while attempting to extinguish the flames, according to the Peoria Police Department.
The Planned Parenthood location that was attacked offered medication abortion but was not a site for in-clinic procedures, Welch told WLS. She also said that she planned to prosecute the perpetrator "to the fullest extent of the law."
Illinois is just the latest of a number of states that have managed to enact legal reinforcements around abortions following last year’s Supreme Court decision to overturn Roe v. Wade, which had been in place since 1973
#abortion #prochoice #Illinois
https://abcnews.go.com/US/planned-parenthood-set-fire-2-days-after-state/story?id=96502839
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I'm streaming more often now on my days off and then I'll be doing a small amount of editing and publishing them onto youtube so check them out
https://youtu.be/BmkoqFrI0e4
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I'm so sick of researchers studying the genes of long-lived animals to find the fountain of youth. Finally, someone is seeking the key to enormity! I don't wanna live forever. I wanna feel screaming men squish between my gigantic Godzilla toes https://www.nytimes.com/2023/01/19/science/whale-gene-giant.html
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MAGA radicals are refusing to raise the debt ceiling unless Biden agrees to devastating cuts to Social Security and Medicare.
They don't actually care about the debt.
They're willing to drive the economy off a cliff in order to chip away at our most vital social programs.
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One Kleenex, two Kleenices
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Crosby, Stills & Nash co-founder #DavidCrosby has died at 81
https://www.npr.org/2023/01/19/750902962/david-crosby-obituary
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If we keep giving them our money, they will keep feeding us baloney. www.UnFoxMyCableBox.com
Nemo me impune lacessit
Voted Best Psychic Of 2026
Non-practicing intellectual
https://www.metafilter.com/user/99809
Certified freak, seven days a week.
謙虚だが弱くはない、自信に満ちているが誇りに思っていない、神秘的だが不魔法ではない
Joined Mar 2020
