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What if Harambe was shot by a time traveller to prevent planet of the apes
becoming reality
-TechSym, Aug 2016

It seems the military leaders of the old days were sitting around in the afterlife and it was rather boring, so they decided to look at Earth and see how the equipment and tactics of warfare have changed.
They watched for a while and then Caesar spoke up, "If I had those American soldiers, the Roman Empire never would have fallen."
Then Napoleon said, "If I would have had that American equipment and weapons, we would have taken Moscow and conquered Russia."
Finally Hitler spoke up, "If I had Fox News, you would all be speaking German."

Remembering the victims of the Bowling Green Massacre six years later. RIP.

I just installed the Looney Toons app, but it still has Bugs in it.

Last week I threw a very expensive party for Ronald Reagan's birthday but I reckon I'll let my grandkids pay for it.

Campbell's doesn't fuck around

Kim Spears Cook
Campbell's, your new commercial with the 2 dads makes me sick.

Customer Service
Hi Kim! If you're feeling sick, we suggest enjoying a delicious can of Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup. Make sure to enjoy it hot, so that it can help warm up your cold, dead heart.

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