🦕 Kimbo 🍍🍕💛 @bykimbo@social.cleverlibre.org

PLEASE PAY NO ATTENTION to the middle aged man on all fours just off of the sidewalk with his butt straight up in the air as you drive or walk by I'm a professional photographer thank you

#photography #PhotoMonday #mushrooms #mosstodon #MacroPhotography

Stop hating on lazy people. We didn't even do anything.

#photooftheday was taken by my mate #Dronie the #DJIMini2 in… where exactly? Points for correct guesses.

My brain won't shut up and it's high time to make it everyone's problem.

I can't believe that Christians appropriated the Jewish tradition of not knowing how to spell our own winter holidays. Jews really can't have anything for ourselves. #chanukah #hanukkah #joke #JOKE #ThisIsAJoke

How to have a "beach body":

1) You're already 70% water, which is a good start

2) Replace the other 30% with sand

bad-dump tsshhht

Does anyone here like #UtilityBox #Art? I do. Here’s a rather fine example I saw in #Boston today near #FaneuilHall and the #Aquarium #MBTA #BlueLine

Today's best memes brought to you by the #JohnMastodon hashtag.

@mikegalsworthy I look forward to the day when a company setting up a mastodon instance is as natural as setting up a website

I have written a Python script that takes my Mastodon feed and turns it into #teletext pages, and I consider this time well spent.

#ConstructivistArt was created to reflect industrial processes, such as architecture, in abstract manner. Why not transform #palaeoart "technical drawings" in same minimalist vein.

What happens when you twist your lens' focus ring while shooting long exposures of fireworks

#photography

What's better than a Saturday singalong? A Saturday Science Singalong!
#NASAExoplanets

If only it was that easy..