🦕 Kimbo 🍍🍕💛 @bykimbo@social.cleverlibre.org

Cyclist praying mantis. ☺️
A mantis sits on two fern sprouts.

#nature #mantis

The main rule of roast dinners is there should be absolutely no clear space on the plate.

If the head of your religion is on the run from law enforcement, maybe you’re in a cult.

OK, language weirdness question.

Someone recently said:

"I just about caught the train."

Did they catch it or not? Perhaps it depends whether you think of English as (one of) your first language(s).

As always, if you're happy to do so I'd be grateful if you'd boost for reach, and to get beyond my circle of followers.

Thank you!

My new favourite foodstuff… I may have been known to eat this from the jar.

I just had the worst #interview of my entire #career . It turned out to be an insightful list of precisely how NOT to attract talent. In that way, it was really useful to me as a candidate.

Presented for your amusement, here's a thread of what I asked. It's going to be a longboi, but here's my absolute favorite:

🚩 Do you have any queer peers? Is this a safe place for them to work? "We don't talk about that here."

#lgbtq #trans #job #discrimination

One of you needs to go get this dog. #dogsofmastodon

Street #art...

Reposting this excellent Kookaburra from my old Mastodon account as that post has disappeared? And maybe you haven't seen him yet.
Heard him laughing and eventually spotted him sitting on top of the electricity pole.
#Australia #Kookaburra #Photography #BirdsOfMastodon

A thin layer of mist forms near one of the entrances of an abandoned mall

https://www.abandonedamerica.us/randall-park-mall

Meanwhile in Edinburgh

@MooseAllain My other half has just finished this jigsaw that I bought her for Christmas. She's been off work after an operation, I don't think she moved from the table today from when I left to go to work and came back! It took a few days.

I'm going to need to get a hearing aid for one-sided hearing loss sometime soon, any tips for using one hearing aid?
Like, how do you make your hearing feel balanced when one ear has a slight processing delay and amplification because of the hearing aid, and the other doesn't? Anything I should consider in picking one that might make this easier? 🙏
#HearingLoss #HearingAids #HardOfHearing

Your secrets are safe with me because I literally won't remember them.
This also applies to your birthday.

Your birthdays are safe with me.