🦕 Kimbo 🍍🍕💛 @bykimbo@social.cleverlibre.org

https://www.newsweek.com/2022/12/16/kathy-griffin-twitter-elon-musk-donald-trump-hollywood-canceled-1764933.html
Reupping this in light of the Dave Chapelle/Elon Musk situation.
I hope you will give it a minute and read it. Thanks! 🙏

Anyone… and I mean ANYONE want to hire my #Canadian wife in the United States? We’ll go anywhere.

I need to get back home, and as quickly as possible.

A green card application for us could take 12-20 months. A work visa would be ideal. She is Master’s level educated, works in #Banking w/ #Tech and #ProjectManagement experience.

I am chronically ill and need help asap.

Boosts appreciated.

#jobs #hiring #immigration #UnitedStates

The power of hot #coffee on the porch in the winter.

First #snowman of the winter. My youngest and his friends hard work!

Sending love and happy thoughts to all those feeling a bit despairing right now

My frosty-morning visitor is looking especially round today

#robin #EuropeanRobin #birds #birb #nature #NaturePhotography #BirdPhotography #Galway

“Splish splash I was takin’ a bath” - a sparrow doing sparrow things on a hot summer’s day.

#bird #birds #BirdPhoto #BirdsOfMastodon #wildlife #photography

I hate the NodeJS backend I've written for my website. It's impossible to touch without breaking things, and things break without me touching anything at all. It's partly me, partly NodeJS.

I'm thinking of re-writing from scratch, but I worry it would not actually be any better. I want something brutally straightforward I guess.

I know four programming languages. So the choices seem to be:

#programming #moanmoan

DID YOU KNOW?
Fennec foxes are stackable, making them easy to store.

#fox #fact

Your recomendations to stay active on fediverse?

Here's my new hobby which you #TwitterMigration folks might also want to try.

Watch your Local timeline for people just arriving or making their first post. (It's not stalking. Really.)

And then reply with something like, "Hello and welcome! 👋"

Sometimes that starts a conversation. Sometimes you wind up following each other.

Why do that? Maybe to be as kind as all the wonderful folks who welcomed us here?

So, go ahead. Pay it forward. Make a new friend. It's fun. And, you know, social.

I'm not quite sure why my burglar alarm has a snooze button.

Gross.

This always pops up this time of year, and it never fails to make me smile.

The map of Scotland’s Gritter lorries.

Part of the scam is to define basic bedrock standards of decency as "left" & then, lo, you find "left bias" everywhere you look.

But that's not bias, fellas. That's just people trying to live in a society together.

It looks pretty but in real life, this weather is very hard for those who can’t afford heating and those who have to sleep rough. In a modern society people should not be left to freeze and starve to death so energy companies can make record profits. #EnoughIsEnough #ToryCronyism

Me: *urinating into my wetsuit*

Scuba Instructor: ok..most people put them on first

#iuas

Tax the super-rich. They won’t notice if their eighth yacht is suddenly unavailable.