ceoln @ceoln@social.cleverlibre.org

“Good day, sir. I’d heard you’d recently come into possession of some bread. I see that I was not misinformed. As it so happens, I too enjoy baked goods. Might you be persuaded to part with a small percentage? I would of course offer fair compensation at the current market rate.”

it’s hard to believe that in this day and age people are still wearing fir

You know what I'd like?

Recommendations for some of the funniest people to follow on Mastodon.

Boosts and replies welcome!

A friend of mine got laid off yesterday. Two days before Christmas. Nice job, jerks.

Well, if your new year plans involve hiring a remote team member or contractor to work with Azure, SharePoint, Office 365, Dotnet or related DevOps work, hit me up. UK based but they're happy to work international hours, esp east coast

Boosts appreciated!

#layoffs #jobhunt #remote #azure

Don’t know who took this shot but it’s kinda epic: a Great Grey Owl lands on a photog’s camera.

#introduction

First post on #HomeServer! For those that don't know me, I'm an audio engineer/digital musician, new to the world of self hosting, Linux and RasPi (long time Mac/Logic/ProTools/Ableton user).

I don't like what the internet has become so decided to be change I want to see. I'll be posting idiotic questions about self hosting, privacy, coding etc. but also music, economics, tech and cats (of which I have two).

Feel free to connect :)

Awesome! 🤩

The Dutch Universities and ICT infrastructure provider (SURF) are working on a pilot to provide Mastodon instances for the entire educational sector.

https://www.surf.nl/en/news/surf-and-the-universities-of-the-netherlands-are-working-on-a-mastodon-pilot-for-the-entire

Starlight Almost As Ancient As the Stone - From Bill - https://flic.kr/p/2niB7z6

@kidkilatis have you thought about doing an #introduction post? I was in a similar situation when I first joined here. Then someone suggested I do that, and it was like the universeodon opened up lol 😁

Write up a little post about yourself, what you like, etc, then add an introduction tag, along with some tags for topics you're interested in. Worked WONDERS for me.

This post, about halfway down, has some great examples.

I like your posts, have you a follow 😊👍

https://blog.joinmastodon.org/2018/08/mastodon-quick-start-guide/

Meanwhile if you are Welsh, now is the time of year where a skeleton horse might show up at your door and challenge you to a rap battle.

If you lose the horse comes into your house and drinks your booze.

Merry Christmas from Mari Lwyd!

#MariLwyd

@RIDDLES #sheets #art #choose

HourlyWolves presents: https://nitter.net/hourlywolvesbot/status/1606499954238922752/photo/1

🐦🔗: https://nitter.net/hourlywolvesbot/status/1606499954238922752

160 years ago today, Abraham Lincoln sent a bereaved young woman an extraordinary letter about how to live with loss https://www.themarginalian.org/2016/10/24/abraham-lincoln-fanny-mccullough-consolation-letter/

“When you realize that under capitalism, a forest isn’t worth anything until it is cut down, you begin to see where the ecological crisis comes from.” - Adam Idek Hastie
#AntiCapitalism #BiodiversityLoss

Hello, Mastodon! Here is my obligatory introduction post for the new platform! My name is Michael. I am passionate about writing, reading and irritating my good friends! My content will largely be highlighting marginalized authors and teaching authors how to write more inclusively. Feel free to follow along for book recs and writing tips! #bookstodon #blackbookstodon #amwriting #indieauthors #writewithmichael #dybpublishing #bipocauthors #writersofmastodon

Worcester does not exist #TerranTradeAuthority #AIArt #midjourney

Professor Falken is unamused.

Badaling, Great Wall of China. Shot taken in 2011. #Fensterfreitag #WindowFriday #Photography