ceoln @ceoln@social.cleverlibre.org

I heard someone in NPR refer to "the heavy metal band, Creed" and now I'm headed into the wilderness to lie down in the leaves and let nature take me from this mortal plane

Pls boost so I can show my wife how a toot can go round the world

(we are boarding a long haul flight and will be on the other side of the world when I turn my phone back on, so even with 0 boosts I think this will be a sound demonstration)

waluigi levels are currently severe

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The Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus:

https://zapatopi.net/treeoctopus/

(Spoiler: the PNW Tree Octopus immanetized in 1998 via the internet and ONE DAY someone will genemod one into existence—octopi can live a surprisingly long time in air—so that we can be suitably terrorized by the arboreal droptopus.)

No lies detected.

I've updated the terms of our service. Pray I do not update them again.

It is simply astonishing that companies are embedding technology into search engines that makes them vastly, vastly worse at finding accurate information.

I think I failed to introduce James Tiberius Cat in the past but #Caturday is always a good time to fix that.
Prints and more here: https://mark-tisdale.pixels.com/featured/cat-astronaut-james-tiberius-cat-mark-tisdale.html

#Cats #CatsOfMastodon #MastoArt #FediArt #ArtMatters #MarkOnArt

I should probably actually do an #introduction because I never did it. Hello! My name is CottonCandie, I'm a #genderfluid twitch #streamer from America, and also a complete idiot who will post random stuff and also stream announcements whenever I remember :)

I don’t know who needs to hear this but it’s okay to love science but also want to go home occasionally⁠
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#worklifebalance ⁠
#cartoon #cartoons #comic #comics #instacomic #instacartoon ⁠
#academia #science #research ⁠
#errantscience

Hello Mastodon Newcomers 🐘✨!

It seems there is a fresh wave of people joining or coming back to Mastodon today ​🌊​​

If you feel a little lost,
I wrote this external guide that might help you, or that you can share with friends: https://controlaltdelete.technology/articles/the-mastodons-guide-to-the-fediverse.html

On this toot (post), you will find links to each category of the guide separately: https://infosec.exchange/@Em0nM4stodon/109995537816857661

On this toot you will find a list of short Mastodon toot-guides: https://infosec.exchange/@Em0nM4stodon/109323504324459171

For Fediverse tips all year long you should follow the excellent @feditips !

Welcome! ​✨

"Courses will be capped that do not have a high proportion of graduates getting a professional job, going into postgraduate study or starting a business"

From now on, philosophy, language, religion, politics, and culture will be exclusively the purview of the very rich.

For everyone else, college is where you will acquire specific skills that you will trade for wages on the capitalist market. Nothing else.

Elder teenager was talking about career prospects as a trapeze artist, so I said 'there's a high bar to entry,' and I'm far too pleased with that to keep it between ourselves.

#FediTips It is important here to observe respectful communication. For example, be sure to make a blood offering to Ninhursag every morning. (If you don’t have homegrown blood, store-bought is fine). And regarding the hypnotic bees’ conspiracy against the fashion industry, is it advised to not take sides.