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The hiring manager looked at my resume and said, "Can you explain the gaps in your employment?"

I only smiled and said, "That my child, is when I carried you."

"Get the fuck out of here."

"Okay."

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@ampersine the Republican Party is nothing more than institutionalised violence against women. All women.

Wooo! just alerted me that it's found a $2 coupon on for Diet , a thing I have never in my life purchased, and never intend to purchase!

Must be lols.

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Hi Jawns, I'm happy to see some new faces 🙂

Let's do more #introduction toots! Hashtags can help people find you, if you want more followers. Pin your intro to your profile if you like.

I'm Nelson, an admin on Jawns.club, your local #Philly Mastodon server. I love:

-🖋️ #fountainPens that I refill with bottled #ink, as part of my #zeroWaste journey.
- 🌱 🏡 growing #nativePlants in my #garden to preserve #biodiversity
- 🛤️ #TrainTravel
- :jurassic: #dinosaurs, whether they are #birds or fossils

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Fun followup to that #MomsForLiberty being ignominiously 86ed from that Pennsylvania schoolboard last month, this is weapons-grade A++ level real-life trolling. 100 stars out of 10. No notes.
thepinknews.com/2023/12/07/mom

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The best thing about this one is #Eastman appealed to some of the biggest most powerful pricks in HIS OWN dogshit death-worshipping movement to save him from the consequences of his own attempting-a-fucking-coup and even one or two of THOSE irredeemable sacks of shit shot him down like "Nah, bruh, you were a bit too garish about the Nazi shit, weren't you?"

And Clarence Thomas recused hahahahahaha. Clarence Thomas, actual full-throated cheerleader of neo-Nazism and married to a PARTICIPANT of the coup to end America as a constitutional republic, Clarence Thomas, a man UNINTIMIDATED by the dogshit proles and "democracy" advocates he has been well-paid to ascend above, actually did an ethics, probably because all the sunlight has been scorching his balls and soul. Let's all take a moment to thank ProPublica for doing actual journalism work vastly-funded newsmedia couldn't be bothered to do for 30 fucking years.
cbsnews.com/news/supreme-court

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I do dearly hope to see the American fascist movement utterly destroyed in my lifetime but in the meantime it is honestly a series of little joys to these fuckheads walking into open potholes and getting Acme safes dropped on them every fucking day.
huffpost.com/entry/mike-lindel

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hey all!! i need your help.

my instance permanently shut down with zero warning and my last backup was from september, but didn't realize following exports weren't included in the archive.

please boost to hopefully help me find my followers

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You should be nice to a music teacher today. Or tomorrow. Sometime this week, anyway. Probably they would like chocolates. Or a cup of coffee. Or a reliable source of funding.

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pokémon levels are currently at 94% but fluctuating wildly

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how did you get started in cyber security?

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