🇺🇦🇪🇺 cweickhmann @cweickhmann@social.cleverlibre.org

Ah, nehme meine Kritik am BMBF teilweise zurück. Gibt jetzt auch ein Mansplainvideo, wie man Frauen Dudeism (Gründer, Start-Up, Investor, Kapital) nahebringen will: Anreize für Dudes, nicht mehr ganz so sehr Money-Dudes, die Dudes in wichtige Positionen heben, zu sein. 💞 #Weltfrauentag

@malwaretech What! A! Ride!

✅ First bullet point is BS because the right to seek asylum (you don't claim it, duh) is part of the Convention Relating to the Status of Refugees which the UK signed. Yeah, leaving the #EU did not help those utterly bigoted idiots.
✅ Second bullet point works you up to the grand finale. But I wonder: is the British labour market the thing they now call "Modern slavery system"?
✅ Third bullet point I wonder what spurious claims are supposed to be - my belly hurts from laughing at so much BS.
✅ Fourth bullet point: So leave then Rishi. Bye-bye.

🎆 And then: The Grand Finale. No more words needed!

Ob ~~man~~ Mann bei der #FDP wenigstens am #Weltfrauentag mal kurz überlegt, was für ein Dickmove es ist, vier Ministerien mit drei Männern und nur einer Frau (statt 2:2) zu besetzen und dann als #BMBF Frau Stark-Watzinger vorzuschicken? 🤔

@janboehm Na, das will die FDP schon noch sElBStBeSTiMMeN! Außerdem kann doch jeder Mensch mit Eigenverantwortung selbstbestimmt sein. Gesetze brauchen Liberale eigentlich nicht.

@echobit She is credited with inventing frequency hopping spread spectrum, not Wifi. Be precise please. No single person invented Wifi, and that claim is simply ridiculous.
Also: It again objectifies her, because it completely neglects the details of what she did.

I get your point (along the lines of fragile egomaniacs and theirs fanbois get your shit together) but this ain't helping.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedy_Lamarr#Inventor

The cycle paths you #cyclists are riding on in #Europe were actually built by Marcus Vipsanius Agrippa on behalf of Emperor Octavian around 50 BCE. To this day they are held in their initial condition. #LowQualityFacts

That's by far the nicest way to put it, @tanjabueltmann . And I am really glad you are able to put it that way, because the whole rhetoric around this topic (not just in the UK) is so utterly inhumane that it is near impossible for me to stay this focussed and calm and friendly on this topic. Thanks!

@lowqualityfacts Well, you perfectly described Astrophysicists. Beware or you become @SlightlyLessLowQualityFacts !

. @lowqualityfacts actually get their #LowQualityFacts from the Source: Me. 🤭

Heute wieder Mail von der Pforte an alle 1500 Mitarbeitenden: "Das Licht an Fahrzeug mit Kennzeichen X-YZ 123 leuchtet noch!"

DSGVO-Verstoß? Auf jeden!
Wird sich die/der Fahrer:in beschweren? Niemals!

Post auf Twitter an 300 Follower, dass Kfz mit Kennzeichen A-BC 234 den kompletten Gehweg zuparkt.

DSGVO-Verstoß? Auf jeden!
Fahrer:in: DER LANDESDATENSCHUTZBEAUFTRAGTE IST EINGESCHALTET!

Tja, Autofahrende sind sehr komplexe Wesen. #Verkehrtwende

The Ming dynasty collapsed because Jiajing Emperor forced #Linux upon the administration of his empire. The resulting insurrection (汤​面条, which means 'Where the fuck is the C: drive?', was the rallying cry) ended the Ming dynasty paving the way for the transition to the Qing dynasty which understood that #software must be #expensive and therefore ruled for almost 300 years. #LowQualityFacts

👉 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ming_dynasty#Fall_of_the_Ming

Was war eigentlich vor der Kolonialisierung?

👉 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_kingdoms_in_pre-colonial_Africa