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Dear fellow Twitter refugee,
When you toot (tweet) "Mastodon has got to change or it's never going to work as a Twitter alternative!" or some variation...you are not offering a hot take. Twitter has been a deafening and unruly nursery for years. Mastodon is not Twitter, that's a strength. The world doesn't need a better Twitter or Facebook, the planet needs humans to evolve in their actions and communication. The fediverse might offer pathways to this.

@rudolf @MNandor

"Klickibunti", we say.

German word for made by -enthusiasts who totally forgot about functionality.

I'm making a "Linux Boyfriend Cheatsheet" for my girlfriend so she knows what I mean when I praise Vim or crap on Windows. She did the same about her hobby, hockey.

What terms would you explain to your non-technical S/O?

sags wies ist, Twitter muss noch bis zu meinem Buchrelease halbwegs funktionieren und dann höre ich damit auf, es reicht jetzt auch mal

Elastigirl of the Incredibles had to fake child birth pains so they wouldn't
know she was a superhero
-it_was_a_catch, Nov 2013

@thomasconnor Teamwork makes

(autocompletion deactivated because it's likely an advanced key logger by Google)

@SquareZer0 You can be followed across instances. You cannot toot across instances.

@kids_cokg Lol, ich dachte, das wär der Grundriss einer schrägen Gruselvilla!

Rekka and I are having a sort of debate about something.

They think that every adult is familiar with the Persian parable of the bug in the rug, and I haven't met anyone familiar with it, ever. So, without any extra details, have you heard of such a thing?

Seid ihr eher Team Wärmflasche oder Team Körner-/Kirschkernkissen?

Ich mummel mich jetzt zumindest damit ein :blobcatsleep:

Sagte er und kaufte Twitter.
Ne, anders herum.

QT: elonmusk@beta.birdsite.live - Why is small talk even legal!?

So, hab jetzt Twitter doch gelöscht. Selbst die Sache mit der Publikumsbeschimpfung war nicht mehr lustig.

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