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The lowest ever recorded temperature in the US was hit today in Mount Washington, New Hampshire wind of -78°C (-108°F)! It even *looks* cold!

Video via: mountwashington.org/

#weather #cold

Don’t wait until you are desperately sneaking through your house in the dark trying to avoid a crazed murder to realize you should have oiled those door hinges.

Anytime you go to book a meeting involving other people think ‘can I talk to my therapist instead’.

Sorry to get political but schools should probably have books

I wonder how the talking animals from Narnia taste?

And before you get all bent out of shape PETA, I meant that sexually

This is a reminder to use movetodon.org one more time before the watertight doors on the Titanic close

It's February, why not replace romantic love with a ham.

My first mate brings all the sails to the yard.

Married 25 years yet the wife and I still find things to talk about every day.

Just not with each other, obviously.

My neighbour just confronted me about missing items off her washing line.

I nearly shit her pants.

There’s a 65% chance I inherited my dad’s strong math skills, and a 48% chance I got my moms.

Quote posts is now on Mastodon's road map!

It's categorized as exploring so there's still no guarantee it will happen.

Be let's be honest. It *will* probably happen!

joinmastodon.org/roadmap

There's some embedded cultural commentary on the fact news stories are asking if ChatGPT will replace your job instead of your boss's job.

RT @MaxCountryman@twitter.com

I was trying to cancel a meal kit service I was trying out and since they forced me to provide a cancellation reason as a free form text box I decided to ask ChatGPT to explain the evils of dark patterns with rap...

🐦🔗: twitter.com/MaxCountryman/stat

Some #Twitter things that the company didn’t build or invent itself

• Twitterrific was the first mobile Twitter app
• The word tweet made its first official appearance on Twitterrific
• The hashtag was from Chris Messina
• Advanced Twitter Search was originally Summize
• Twitter bought TweetDeck
• Live stream was from Periscope acquisition
• The official Twitter app was originally Tweetie which they purchased from Loren Brichter
• Mentioning people with an @ was user driven and wasn’t linked to accounts because they didn’t consider conversations to take place on Twitter initially
• Quote tweet was adopted from people copy+pasting tweets and adding RT in front of the copied tweet
• Threads were built to accomodate existing user behavior

Did I miss anything major?

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