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Everyone please welcome QOTO's newest moderator to the team @khird

Please reach out to him or any of the other QOTO admins if you need help with anything. Remember most of the moderators aren't available all the time so best to tags ll the moderators if you need help and just see who responds first. But we are all here to help, so dont hesitate to reach out!

@mur2501

I wish, at least the pain would have had some pleasure to go along with it :)

@sharow@fosstodon.org

@mur2501

My cousin used to do it, just a handful of times thankfully, but yes I've been the victim of a titty twister more than once.

@sharow@fosstodon.org

@mur2501

Titty twister! OMG those hurt like all fucking hell.

@sharow@fosstodon.org

@sharow@fosstodon.org I've never seen this but oh my god thats epic. Gonna reshare this like crazy.

@valleyforge

It would look that way, and depending on how you define "good" it may or may not be true.

We had a major recession... nothing about that no matter how we handle it could be "good". The options for an outcome are basically bad or worse.

Using QE made something that could have been really really bad, a lot less bad. So while I wouldnt say it is "good" it is "gooder" than not doing QE under the circumstances.

@Science @General

I have come to realize the first law of all money is that it can only grow or diminish exponentially. This is inherent and reglardd of the choices you make, though you can effect the parameters of the exponential function.

This is easily a weekly occurrence for me. Nothing better than someone throwing a tantrum and then going off to post about you for half an hour because they cant handle someone having a different opinion than their own.

@realcaseyrollins Thats just stupid, you have to tell them to open their windows too if you want it to work, duh!

@noelle

Yea its a bit of a weird syntax but its basically how you would create a variable in a query in the only way I know how without getting more complex.

See examples here for this general format: postgresql.org/docs/9.1/querie

@craigmaloney

@noelle

Oh no i am pretty sure there is easier than that.. I jsut cant test it.. This is what I'd try off hand (but may need tweaking as i cant test it and doing this off the top of my head):

WITH foo AS (
SELECT 'desired value'
)
update tablename set column1=foo, column2=foo;

@craigmaloney

@noelle

Fair, wish i had a PSQL instance nearby to test on.. it might just work as is I dont know, if not there are some solutions of increasing complexity I can think of that should work

@craigmaloney

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