🎓 Dr. Freemo 🇳🇱 @freemo@social.cleverlibre.org

@trinsec

It is very rare that I drink. though maybe a beer every few months, more if im around it but not by much... As for enough to get drunk, that might be a once a year thing and even that is on the high side for me.

@mur2501

@mur2501

I think I read that once or saw it somewhere... I think I'd rather have the AIDS.

@trinsec

@trinsec I would take a Grolsch over a heineken. I doubt anyone really know Hertog Jan outside of the Netherlands. @mur2501

I have been watching the original MacGyver series lately. I used to be into it when I was really young, before i knew much about anything worked. Thought he was amazing...

Now, as a proper scientist and engineer it is so cringe worthy. All his little impromptu "inventions" make no sense and wouldnt work. Gives me a giggle.

@mur2501

If your gonna drink piss at least make sure its royal piss!

@trinsec

@trinsec

@trinsec I forget the spelling of the one I want/liked.. something like "Jan Hertog" named after some dutch baron from a few hundred years ago

@trinsec No I said a beer, heineken isn't beer

@mur2501 "Houston, we have a problem!"

I have an odd craving for a cheap dutch beer for some reason....

@kumanotetu I bet, looks like it is going to be worth the wait. Enjoy!

@SteveTheDragon Sounds like they are 5 years ahead of schedule :)

@kumanotetu Beautiful, and clearly cooked to perfection :)

@funny

This pretty much sums up my new years plans

#funny #humour #humor #joke #jokes

## The five keys to happiness:

1) Find a woman who is kind
2) Find a woman who is a good listener
3) Finad a woman who is down to earth
4) Find a woman who is good in bed
5) Make sure these four women never find out about eachother

(stolenjoke)

@funny #funny #humour #humor #joke #jokes

@Wetrix

https://youtu.be/LYw8ChSpwvQ

@funny

@funny

Ok this one is the best one yet.